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function LoadMenuItems()
{
if(generate==1){
var strName;
strName="";
strName = arrayFirstWord[Math.floor(Math.random()*arrayFirstWord.length)] + " " + arraySecondWord[Math.floor(Math.random()*arraySecondWord.length)] + " and " + arrayThirdWord[Math.floor(Math.random()*arrayThirdWord.length)] + " " + arrayFourthWord[Math.floor(Math.random()*arrayFourthWord.length)] + ".";
document.getElementById('result').value=strName;
document.getElementById('menu_item1').innerHTML=strName;
}
}
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