Sell Me This Pen.

Judging by your avatar, you're a wealthy man. A man whose every fiber resonates with the confidence and gravitas a man of your status should have. You need a pen that reflects that.

Look at this pen. Admire the smooth curves and understated elegance. It is built like a beautiful woman. But a man like you knows a thing or two, and you value substance over style. You're not one of those nouveau riche who made their fortune yesterday and will have blown it by tomorrow. You're a constant; a fixture among the elite, and you need a pen that writes with the same authority you have.

So pick it up. Feel the weight in your hands. Solid, yet balanced. Listen to the crisp click as you open it. Now write, and see the ink as it sets your mind to paper. Permanent. Elegant. Bold. Just like you.

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P.S. Yes, I get the reference. Just thought I'd have some fun.

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SeanAustin said:

wouldn't mind if you redid all of the copy on my site. just sayin

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funkybunker said:

Thought you may have Copy+Pasted that but it seems you haven't.
Impressive.

Now write me a BST and I'll give you TWO even prettier pens.

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SkyrocketSEO said:

I need some product/service descriptions, what are your rates?

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