script writer needed for botnet network...

we have 10,000 computers all over USA working with our program.
they login to our servers to work with the program.
the idea is setup small scripts on this machines (70% xp & 30% win7) and do mass ping and other cool staff..

looking for someone that have experience with this kind of scripts...
and person who can bring more ideas how to use this network - please nothing illegal like DDOS attack etc.

thank you

Isn't botnet's illegal anyway?

guess so but am not going to attack anyone just use the unique IPs across USA to ping my website etc.

Botnet is illegal and I don't think you can talk about it here.

Also, you have just publicly incriminated yourself which is not cool.

Let's see... You have a "botnet" 10,000 computers strong, and you can't even make a simple script to mass ping? Something seems a bit off to me...