Screw Stripe

jskinnerd

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Stripe will ban you the moment you start making money, what the hell!

I've had enough of these shenanigans, including you PayPal >:(

Time for my master plan which is to open up a merchant account, combined with checkout.com as a payment gateway.

Then when I become a multimillionaire, I'll create my own merchant and rule the world!

Wuahaahahahaha!!!
 
Stripe will ban you the moment you start making money, what the hell!

I've had enough of these shenanigans, including you PayPal :mad:

Time for my master plan which is to open up a merchant account, combined with checkout.com as a payment gateway.

Then when I become a multimillionaire, I'll create my own merchant and rule the world!

Wuahaahahahaha!!!
Yeah, it's a serious problem. Some of my hustles went dead because of this. Idk how to accept cards in peace.
 
what in the holy online payment methods is going on? i have never had issues stripe or paypal, quite the opposite was the case.
Stripe will ban you the moment you start making money, what the hell!

I've had enough of these shenanigans, including you PayPal :mad:

Time for my master plan which is to open up a merchant account, combined with checkout.com as a payment gateway.

Then when I become a multimillionaire, I'll create my own merchant and rule the world!

Wuahaahahahaha!!!
nice, but please make it cheap. haha
 
I had the worst experience with Stripe, be careful
 
Stripe should be used to scale slowly and once the big numbers start coming in it's best to switch to a private solution otherwise you're going to get screwed.
 
You can already switch from all that hoopla.

Sell only to people who use crypto, rather small crowd, but it's easy to understand why.
Otherwise, use affiliate marketing offers.

Or if you have real business, use wire / Wise.

Getting paid directly is not worth it for small amounts unless you're willing to make 100 paypal accounts a week.
At that point it doesn't matter what you sell. You can sell canned air. That's where the whole story of people saying "traffic is all that matters" comes in. They say that because they sell nothing to random people.

But notice that if you're selling to random people, you're also selling to scammers. :)
And they'll attempt to scam you.

Where is the traffic then? Everywhere.
Affiliate marketing is a solution to scam a scammer before he's able to scam you.

I knew guys who were attempting to handle local payments via wire on small amounts.
Police quickly knocked on their doors. :D If a customer doesn't like what you give to them, they can get mad and start doing everything to get their small money back.

They believe there's some justice lol. Propaganda is a strong drug.
If you steal or do something illegal, all you get in exchange is extra discipline + strength in "prison". You learn to cope with harder situation.
Eventually systems create stronger criminals who then rule those who create law. A F**ing banking + law + politics paradox.
 
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My master plan to rule the world is unfolding as we speak. Stripe is out of my life :)

Well I have a method which can make me easily around a million usd per month, I buy a lot of advertising.
However I cant go much as Stripe easily bans because of many transactions. So I now have around 25 Stripe accounts and I try not to go above 3k usd per day per each site.
If you open a payment processor please let me now :)
 
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