Screw Paypal! What other options?

Hey guys,
I have created a website where students can download essays for various subjects. I am using PayPal for transactions but then PayPal decided to kill my business by putting their infamous '21 days hold' on my money. I changed to Stripe but they cancelled my account saying they don't deal with 'essay mills'. I had to go back to Paypal but am hurting bad. I am looking into Authorize.net and setting up a merchant account. However, not sure if a merchant account will accept or reject my application due to nature of my business. Any ideas on what payment solution I should use?

try 2 checkout, it's best out there. Little bit expensive but register before 30 june for 3.99%+$0.45 usually 5.5%+$0.45

Try Moneybookers.

I'd try Plimus. They will probably be ok with your product and they provide a checkout most people are comfortable with.

I second 2co, pretty straightforward, just a little expensive