Hello BHW people, My name is Saigo, i?m french and I eat snails and frogs. Last week, I discovered that being hatched from and egg is not the norm at all. My egg was orange. This why I'm not happy. I don't like orange. I have never had a chance to play with dolls! I do however have a large collection of small shoes 47% of them are left 1's Things I Like: French philosophers: I like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down, (old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?). I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, the rest can go 2 hell. Bar fights after a game of football (soccer). French girls with no standards, morals or self esteem. Dwarfs, (little people they make me feel big). Things I Dislike: Eating just because I've run out of beer! Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it). Hangovers!!! Materialism and not having enough stuff. Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!) Shaving. People who take things too seriously!