Ron Jeremy Commercial

I already know most of you don't like RJ because you think he's over the hill
my question is now,
Does anyone have any good idea for the commercials ?
6 commercials are being shot, and need some good ideas for the commercials.

it's your chance to make a Hollywood commercial so i will definitely send you the commercial if your idea for the commercial is good and chosen!
and thanks of course,

Best Warmest Regards,

AG