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Number one thing to never do in life, open up a thread asking for roasts.
 
I'm extremely introverted, but I become an extrovert when I consume alcohol. Give it a try, OP.

SEO said:
Nice wall! Where'd you get it? The red wall store? Hahahaha!

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I'm too nice to roast people. I'll try again...

Where'd you get that face? A combination of your mom and dad's genes?

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I'm sorry. That one was a bit uncalled for.
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I laughed way too hard at this.

Edit: No seriously OP, take advantage of who you are. Use your own skills and traits instead of working hard (and getting roasted) in attempt to change something that's not likely to change. Find different areas of marketing that allow you to be an introvert and put forth effort in those areas instead.

Some people were born to be in sales, some people weren't. Not saying it's impossible to "act" like an extrovert, but you'd be much more efficient taking advantage of being an introvert. Be you, man.
 
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You sir are a legend in my book, this took balls.

Who does your hair and eyebrows, Lucifer?

I have a 2 for 1 coupon at the vet to get my dog's ears clipped, do you want to come , ya wingged headed bastard?

Who's your parents, Lilly Munster and the guy who raped Dracula?

Thank you for the opportunity.
 
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Sherbert Hoover said:
Judging by your anime obsession and strange mood swings, even through your writing, I highly doubt that.
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I probably watch anime once every few months. I used the words "perfectly normal" as a mockery, lol. Oh, Sherbert Hoover.~
I really wish I could tell you my true feelings and beliefs. For now we'll just settle for my shitposting. It makes me feel better, tbh.
 
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satyawrat said:
so far a good part of my life I have been overly socially conscious, even online.

I am the kinda guy who hasn't changed his social media profile picture in years lol

But am slowly getting better at putting myself out there, because being an introvert and a marketer is not really the best combination.

The guy in the profile pic is me. The idea is, if you guys roast me I might get desensitized to what you guys think lol

PS. Before anyone tells me off for creating a useless thread, please allow me to tell you to take your anger elsewhere, this is the fucking lounge.
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Nice to see your trying to get roasted to desensitize yourself, but i will never be desensitized after seeing the greasy 90's tribute to John travolta you call hair, or that profile pose you have there looking like you just spent a night hiding in the bushes outside little Timmys window along with Charles Floate and a tub of vaseline.

I like the background of the picture though, I guess when you were creating it you were wondering how could I look any more like a serial rapist...fuck....how....oh yes lets use a blood red background with a black gradient, were photos of dead animal carcasses too hard to find?

Ill give you one thing though...good choice of shirt I cant really make fun of a plain white t from Kmart, its a vneck too helps with alignment to make up for your shit photoshop skills not being able to center justify your profile pic, I mean shit if you know how to cut out the background youd think you can center justify a pick....
 
Vladamir said:
Nice to see your trying to get roasted to desensitize yourself, but i will never be desensitized after seeing the greasy 90's tribute to John travolta you call hair, or that profile pose you have there looking like you just spent a night hiding in the bushes outside little Timmys window along with Charles Floate and a tub of vaseline.

I like the background of the picture though, I guess when you were creating it you were wondering how could I look any more like a serial rapist...fuck....how....oh yes lets use a blood red background with a black gradient, were photos of dead animal carcasses too hard to find?

Ill give you one thing though...good choice of shirt I cant really make fun of a plain white t from Kmart, its a vneck too helps with alignment to make up for your shit photoshop skills not being able to center justify your profile pic, I mean shit if you know how to cut out the background youd think you can center justify a pick....
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haha

it is actually a rick and morty tshirt like this one:
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I still have no idea what this thread is about.
 
Sorry to disappoint OP but you look like... just a normal guy. Take that as good or bad.
 
satyawrat said:
so far a good part of my life I have been overly socially conscious, even online.

I am the kinda guy who hasn't changed his social media profile picture in years lol

But am slowly getting better at putting myself out there, because being an introvert and a marketer is not really the best combination.

The guy in the profile pic is me. The idea is, if you guys roast me I might get desensitized to what you guys think lol

PS. Before anyone tells me off for creating a useless thread, please allow me to tell you to take your anger elsewhere, this is the fucking lounge.
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Definetly feel 110% identified :)
Lately i've changed a lot by educating myself in the snxiety aspect! Slow repeated confort changes over time or big inpacts in a short amount of time did wonders on me..

Thankyou for the post and keep it up

best,
Mala
 
I wouldnt be surprised if OP had someone else's identity on the line LOL
 
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