Request a tool and I will make it by 2/21

How about a Yahoo answers bot which I can just load up with a ton of account, a list of proxies and it will answer questions using a criteria I specify such as specific keywords, date or number; with rotating answers so that every answer is unique. Example:

What a -word 1- -word 2- question. You will -word 3- your answer -word 4-

Where words 1, 2, 3 and 4 are randomly rotating from a list of predefined words.


Make this bot and I'll donate you a reasonable amount of money :D

The source code for half of this is available already. It's called the "chomskybot" that was written to mimic the linguistic writings of Noam Chomsky.

It reads data from three separate external sources and combines them, exactly as you requested. Naturally you'd want to provide your own three data sources since Chomsky's metalinguistic presentationism is not known for bringing home the SEO bacon.

Just enter "chomskybot" into any search engine and check the academic sites; finding source code should be no problem.

PS: As I was writing this I also thought of "chatterbots" which are programs designed to mimic human discourse. I wonder if they'd be any use for e-whoring; if we have autoblogging I can't imagine that autowhoring is impossible!
 
Hey, I'm a programmer and I'm interested in giving back to the community a bit by writing a FREE tool based on your requests.

Something simple that will fill a gap in current technology or improve an existing tool.

I think that a "dripper" utility would be great.

The really powerful SEO software boasts it can do five quadrillion posts a second if you use a few million threads. That's fine if you just heard that Dogbert got hit by a car and you know that "Dogbert" will be the top Google search for a few days. Then you want to blast out five quadrillion links mentioning Dogbert to lure people to your site of the All-Okra Diet.

But there's another need that some of us have: it's for a slow gradual slightly-increasing set of links or pings. We need something that would post daily numbers like: 3 5 2 3 1 7 6 8 4 8 6 3 10 9 11 7 ....

The "ripper" software would ride atop the ultrapowerful code and count the number of posts. Then, when the magic daily number was hit it would do a Porky Pig and say "tha tha that's all folks!" as it forced an exit.
 
A bot that has the ability to create accounts at specific forum platforms (vBulletin, Expression Engine and/or SMF) and also has the ability to go back to those accounts a few days later and edit the signature/profile sections and export a list of your publicly viewable profile url's.

I have no idea about programming so I'm not sure if this would be difficult or not.

This would be seriously awesome.
Anyone know of such a bot?

Only problem is so many have these tricky questions and other anti-bot stuff.
But, not all do.
 
We dont want him to die from over excursion on a computer screen, just wait :D
 
I'd rather wait for a better tool than have him rush to meet a deadline. Take your time man.
 
:y:I see a bunch of tools in this thread!:tool::biglaugh:

Tools: "Excuse me sir, where is our tool"???...:bolt:

Tool Maker: ":damnit:Can you not see I am trying to figure this out!":drinking5:nervous:


Tools::listen: I don't think he is going to make our tool.:eek: Nooo... how could he?!:confused:


Tool maker: I give up on this shit dammit.:breakpc1:
 
Yahoo Answers Bot v0.01b

Alright guys, it's done. I said I'd release it, and I did. I don't have any file upload accounts, so here's a rapidshare link for the first 10 lucky folks. If you download this, PLEASE reupload. I'll work on getting an account in the meantime.
(UPDATED BELOW)

This file is clean. No callbacks at all and it gets the job done. Virus Total shows 1/40
http://www.virustotal.com/analisis/...ee50ac3448538abeff61b71e83c37cbf7f-1266830000

There are no instructions anywhere, but this is what it does:

  • Load up a list of proxies in the form username:password@ip:port or ip:port. Or use no proxies if you'd like.
  • Load up a list of accounts in the form of [email protected],password
  • Type in your answer into the box, using {this|lol|spinning} notation. You can click the Spin button to get sample outputs. For every answer, the program automatically spins your answer before posting.
  • Search for whatever term you want. Currently, the program fetches only open questions from the last 7 days.
  • Check all the answers you want to answer, and click Answer Selected.
  • Sit and wait, and all those questions should be answered.
NOTE: This is still a beta. The core functionality works, but I didn't do any heavy duty testing. I will be developing this throughout the week. So if there are any problems, feel free to let me know!
 
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@NoSuchAgency

and you did it :)
however i have some problems, it's not finding questions to answer after i enter keywords
im using winxp pro 32bit (latest ms net framework installed) and atm im behind a linksys wrt54gl wireless router, maybe i have to open a port for the prog...but which?

and anybody who wonders why is the one positive on virustotal scan, symantec is ready to give an answer:
Code:
http://www.symantec.com/connect/blogs/reputation-based-security-suspiciousinsight-detections-virus-total
 
Yahoo Answers Bot v0.03b

vtgJB


Hey, I decided to longer on the bot than I thought I would. Check this new version out instead.
http://rapidshare.com/files/354200187/yabot003b.rar.html
http://www.mediafire.com/?qzmhovw2zyy

I hope the screenshot is clear on how the program works.

Changes from before:

  • Fixed search count indicator.
  • Now searches for top 20 open questions from all time. I may up the limit, but this tool has huge spam potential...
  • You no longer need accounts loaded to make a search.
  • Every answer uses a random proxy and account.
  • Some speed improvements.
  • Oh yeah, the spinner also supports nested constructs. See image.
NOTE: Still a beta build. I have not done extensive testing and I haven't tested the speed limits that Yahoo Answers allows. If your accounts get banned for whatever reason, don't blame me. You've been warned!
 
@NoSuchAgency

and you did it :)
however i have some problems, it's not finding questions to answer after i enter keywords
im using winxp pro 32bit (latest ms net framework installed) and atm im behind a linksys wrt54gl wireless router, maybe i have to open a port for the prog...but which?

and anybody who wonders why is the one positive on virustotal scan, symantec is ready to give an answer:
Code:
http://www.symantec.com/connect/blogs/reputation-based-security-suspiciousinsight-detections-virus-total

Try the new version out and see if there are any issues. Everything you need for the program to run is bundled together, so .NET is not an issue. You don't have to open any ports as far as I know. Maybe allow access by your firewall though? Aside from that, I don't know... would need to know more details. I bundled this on WinXP Pro 32bit.

Thanks for the support guys!
 
Hey, let me just say thanks! You really came through and showed everyone up! everything seems to work like stated and i will test it now. The only thing that i could see is adding a delay in between answering questions, that the user can set but thats up to you.

YOU ROCK!
 
I might be a little late on this..

A Youtube Bot.
This bot will search Youtube by keyword,
download top video one into mp4 format,
Automatically add a intro, credit, and watermark. (These are provided by user)
Gets account info, proxy, from spreadsheet and logs into youtube
Uploads video as video response to top video.
 
I might be a little late on this..

A Youtube Bot.
This bot will search Youtube by keyword,
download top video one into mp4 format,
Automatically add a intro, credit, and watermark. (These are provided by user)
Gets account info, proxy, from spreadsheet and logs into youtube
Uploads video as video response to top video.

Did you not look up? He has already completed his bot!
 
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