Yo yo, Was wondering if their might be somewhere I could download a notepad file that would have 1000's of generic twitter update statuses? Like: Great party tonight, thanks Ted! Everyone needs to go see shawshank redemption if they haven't already, effing amazing. What's on your list of to do today? You know, just stuff like that. Jokes would be good to me thinks, but would be nice to have them all random and varied.