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[READ]The simplest way to do business

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by mahan_eesh, Oct 4, 2009.

  1. mahan_eesh

    mahan_eesh Regular Member

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    Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"

    Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

    Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate?s daughter."

    Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

    Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.

    Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."

    Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

    Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

    Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

    Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

    Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

    President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

    Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate?s son-in-law."

    President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

    This is how business is done!!

    Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your ATTITUDE should be positive


    :yeah:​
     
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  2. pastonica

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    This joke really taught the most important lesson of business which most people overlook.
     
  3. mahan_eesh

    mahan_eesh Regular Member

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    well i am happy that you understood it. The principle holds good for IM also.
     
  4. proroy

    proroy Junior Member

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    That was a good way to show how to achieve things in the true business minded spirit ! Yea, its true in all cases, but the circumstances might not be so favorable always.
     
  5. zZeus

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    This is amazing..:)
     
  6. mahan_eesh

    mahan_eesh Regular Member

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    @proroy: ya i agree with you mate. :)
     
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  7. mahan_eesh

    mahan_eesh Regular Member

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    well am waiting for few more comments from other members...!!
     
  8. Jason_parker700

    Jason_parker700 Regular Member

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    now find a way to automate the process and take action.........

    nice joke btw.
     
  9. mahan_eesh

    mahan_eesh Regular Member

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    ha ha ha lol.... :joke:
     
  10. n8g33k

    n8g33k Registered Member

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    Thanks
     
  11. freefox

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    lol but nice read :)
     
  12. imhill

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    Nice little reminder...thanks !
     
  13. sidddd

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    I rem receiving this msg on my cell.. nice thoughts but sometimes in real life it can get messy..

    Anyways but a positive mindset can truly change the life in a matter of time.
     
  14. Moneymaka

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    Never heard that one before. Really loved it!

    This got me thinking of fables. You should post some.
     
  15. Dillusion

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    Great joke, nothing more
     
  16. silentthunder

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    Very cool. Food for thought in there somewhere. A free mind sees opportunity everywhere eh? ;)

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  17. MrSmith

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    When you bullshit.....Bullshit GOOD
     
  18. alexaassassin

    alexaassassin Registered Member

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    Hey - great story.

    Bankers are the ULITIMATE whores.
    Never forget that
     
  19. poisonsembrace

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    Heh, i liked this, good motivation :)
     
  20. Gofobu

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    Good tale.
    Shows again that the skill that hold the most value is creativity :)