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RANDOM TIPS ! Lets help each other :)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by etools, Dec 14, 2010.

  1. etools

    etools Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    So.. The idea is to make a random tips basically about Internet marketing , Business , Motivation etc .. But you can make a tip about anything.

    Just PLEASE ! DO NOT MAKE THE TIPS IF YOU AREN'T SURE IT WORKED WITH YOU SOME HOW !! lol , let me say it more obvious .. if you are not actually making money with success (a steady income) then WE DONT NEED YOUR TIP.

    This will help us all I'm sure :) , so let me start :

    Subject:girls(lol)
    Tip: Dont you ever show a girl you want that you actually like her ;)
     
  2. HealeyV3

    HealeyV3 Power Member

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    Subject:girls(lol)
    Tip: When it's raining, wear a raincoat. Then, if that raincoat leaks, act SUPER surprised.
     
  3. Talsin

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    Subject: Cannabis

    Tip: Grow your own
     
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  4. Monrox

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    If I like her I go for her. ONS rule.
    Tip: have fun while searching for the right one; and do lots of split testing.
     
  5. math182

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    Subject: Girls
    Tip: Fuck her gently
     
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  6. madoctopus

    madoctopus Supreme Member

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    Subject: SEO / IM
    Tip: Disregard 99.9% of what you read.
    Tip2: Test stuff by yourself.
    Tip3: If it sounds too good to be true, it's bullshit.

    Subject: girls
    Tip: Always keep them wondering.

    Subject: Cannabis
    Tip: You've got to try it.

    Subject: Alcohol
    Tip: No, you're not funny. You just think you are.

    Subject: Death (yes, I did die once but went back because I forgot my keys to the Heaven)
    Tip: You'll regret what you haven't done, not what you did wrong.

    Subject: Productivity
    Tip: You'll have good days (when you're in the zone) and bad days (when you feel like crap and can't focus). You can't change that, but do your best to maximize your productivity when you're in the zone.

    Subject: Multitasking
    Tip: Women can multitask very well. Men can't! It is proven by research. If you're a man, do things one at a time. You'll do them better and faster.
     
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  7. masteraffmarket

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    Subject: Life
    Tip: a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
     
  8. blackmamba456

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    Subject: Life
    Tip: If you're feeling down, watch monty python, the life of brian
     
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  9. Gaetan16

    Gaetan16 Newbie

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    I like!
     
  10. Ramsweb

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    TIP - 5 star rated threads (like this one) are not always useful :)
     
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  11. qxxxp

    qxxxp Junior Member

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    Topic: Hosting
    - Never use .de Domains and never use German hosting. The country is full of crazy lawyers.
    - Download Backups from your servers at least once a week.

    Topic: Relationship
    - Don't date BI people. They change their sexual orientation all the time.
    - Don't date someone in your company or school. If you break up you have still to come and work there.

    Topic: Free Trials.
    - If you join a membership-website with a free trial. use always proxies and dont use your company email address. If you forget to cancel the membership, they can call your company.

    Topic: Marihuana
    - if you are stoned... put the lighter away and dont make experiments... just chill out...
    [​IMG]
     
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  12. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    almost any *guaranteed* cash-flow can be brokered to a seller, for a fee.
    just search for an investor! :D
     
  13. darkmobius

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    Subject: DP noobs
    Tip: Must be killed
     
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  14. jonas1045

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    qxxxp haha nice :D
     
  15. mdvaldosta

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    Subject: Aging
    Tip: When you get to be my age, a couple things to remember. 1: Never waste a hard on. 2: Never trust a fart.

    *note* I'm not that old. But the joke wouldn't have sounded right.
     
  16. vernonthekiller

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    Subject: Hookers
    Tip: 1. Only pay for blowjobs
    2. Always eat and run
    3. Asian massage parlors apparently only do handjobs, and they pull a knive out on you if you dont pay. so wear your nike's. (true story)
     
  17. The Scarlet Pimp

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    these days that's the only safe thing. :biggthump
     
  18. Delboy2424

    Delboy2424 Regular Member

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    Never piss into the wind.....
     
  19. dario1977

    dario1977 Regular Member

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    Turn it off, then on again.
     
  20. theimfactory

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    wax on
    wax off