Hi I need to write articles that are grammatically correct, but make little sense. For example, something like this: I like your dog. I went to the grocery store and bought weight loss products. In your toilet I found a broom. Today is a nice day for a walk, why don't you try to lose weight fast? Needs to be linguistically and grammatically correct, but make no sense. what do you suggest? I need to make 40 of these 500 word articles fast.