Question.

Aisha Brown · 2026-08-18T07:50:19+0100

If animals could talk, which one would be the biggest asshole?

SirTop · 2026-08-18T08:07:55+0100

Damn.... Honey badger : D

I wanted to say cat but I know a lot of people who have adorable cats as pets even though they can be gangsters sometimes too

samcarun · 2026-08-18T08:29:44+0100

Definitely geese they’re already behaving like the kings of the castle. If they could talk, I get the impression that they would spend all day insulting people.

7th Sense · 2026-08-18T08:38:12+0100

Panda would be the laziest AH I think. But they are cute MF lol

timsimfert · 2026-08-18T08:44:08+0100

I will vote for cats; they already criticize us quietly, so what would happen if they were able to speak? Geese wouldn’t lag far behind either; those critters are vicious.

Aisha Brown · 2026-08-18T11:12:12+0100

SirTop said:
Damn.... Honey badger : D

I wanted to say cat but I know a lot of people who have adorable cats as pets even though they can be gangsters sometimes too

Cats don't even need to talk to be assholes

7th Sense said:
Panda would be the laziest AH I think. But they are cute MF lol

Pandas really got away with doing absolutely nothing just because they're cute

Zy3399 · 2026-08-18T11:16:12+0100

I think it's a dinosaur, because it's so huge.

Aisha Brown · 2026-08-18T11:17:04+0100

Zy3399 said:
I think it's a dinosaur, because it's so huge.

We need to bring the dinosaurs back then ._.

jeezabull · 2026-08-18T11:19:23+0100

WASPS

l0cke · 2026-08-18T11:20:38+0100

Mosquitos , They are already annoying af.. Imagine if they could talk.

medialounge · 2026-08-18T11:22:59+0100

I vote for the Honey badger. Guy will be mean, and audacious and would pretty much careless who cares.

jasonawalker · 2026-08-18T11:23:22+0100

Goose. No hesitation. They already act like they own the place without saying a word.

Monkey D. Luffy · 2026-08-18T11:34:07+0100

Dolphins

Vynith · 2026-08-18T11:50:59+0100

Ferrets.

Aisha Brown · 2026-08-18T12:08:17+0100

l0cke said:
Mosquitos , They are already annoying af.. Imagine if they could talk.

They will say "du bist gut genug zzzz I NEED YOUR BLOOD"

Monkey D. Luffy said:
Dolphins

Aw dolphins are really cute tbh

azrayk3 · 2026-08-18T12:24:01+0100

Aisha Brown said:
If animals could talk, which one would be the biggest asshole?

I think it would pandas and gorilla like they already look horrifying and if they starts talking imagine the combination of some peak asshole shit

SettingSun77 · 2026-08-18T12:32:29+0100

jeezabull said:
WASPS

Oh they're absolute twats, aren't they? We've had a bunch in the flat in the past few days - twice while I've been sat on the bog. They love this time of year, the pricks.

KoD- · 2026-08-18T12:54:26+0100

Maybe cats. They already look at humans like we're their unpaid staff. If they could talk, they would probably complain about everything while still expecting us to feed them.

Money heist:) · 2026-08-18T13:14:58+0100

Cats would definitely take top spot without hesitation. They already act completely indifferent, so giving them a voice would just mean constant complaints about food quality and demands to be left alone. Geese and seagulls would easily compete for second place based on pure chaotic aggressiveness.

Venusaur · 2026-08-18T13:16:13+0100

Humans, in the end we are still animals and assholes in most cases

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