jazzc
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Seriously, the chicken came first. How could an egg appear out of nowhere without being laid by something?
If THAT sounds incredible, let me point out that:
* According to modern Science, the whole universe appears out of nowhere, because, "ehhh, sounds reasonable, no?".
* According to Christians, the whole universe was created by something that is all knowing, all powerful, everywhere and has in its wisdom decided to create humans for a soap opera show to pass time, because why not.
* According to ancient Persians (my favorite creation story), the universe was created this way: the kids of mother God where naughty and the father God wanted to punish them, then the mother told the kids, then the kids killed the father, then the mother was "wtf yo, I didn't want you to kill him", then the mother makes another kid to become king God, then the other kids pledge alliance to the strongest kid in exchange for leading them, then the strongest kid kills mother God and becomes king God. The other ex-kid Gods love it but they are jealous, because nobody exists to serve and worship them, so the king God, being smart, uses the dead body of the mother God to create the universe and specifically the humans to have them as pets for the ex-kid Gods.