Hi all, Over the last 6 months we have had a huge success writing 'customer' reviews on our top selling products. What I mean by this is creating fake reviews, and posing as the customer to add content to the page and increase ranking. It has worked brilliantly. However, the time has come to roll this out across our entire store and that means 1,500,000 products rather than the 50 or so we have been doing by hand. Now we can automate this, we have scripts to generate this stuff from keywords and the such, but we need a huge number of 'stock' descriptions to insert these keywords into where they will be believable and readable. I want about 50,000 Where the fuck do you start on a task like this?