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Don't sun bathe in your boxers
I now have sunburnt bollocks, worse experience of my life.
I now have sunburnt bollocks, worse experience of my life.
iampresent
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lol better than a sun burnt A** or D***
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I wax those mother fuckers, add's a fantastic shine
Techxan
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A long time ago, when I was young, my wife and I went to a "clothes optional" place on a lake in Austin TX called Hippe Hollow.
We got on the lake, and dozed off floating in big inner tubes, buck naked and laying out in the sun. We woke up a couple of hours later, and both of us burned very sensitive parts of our bodies.
In my whole life, that was the most miserable thing I ever had to go thru. Then it started peeling.....
When that particular thing starts peeling, anything you do to alleviate the itching makes you look like a pervert.
and a fish bit me on the ass, too.
We got on the lake, and dozed off floating in big inner tubes, buck naked and laying out in the sun. We woke up a couple of hours later, and both of us burned very sensitive parts of our bodies.
In my whole life, that was the most miserable thing I ever had to go thru. Then it started peeling.....
When that particular thing starts peeling, anything you do to alleviate the itching makes you look like a pervert.
and a fish bit me on the ass, too.
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Conor
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At least you didn't get raped by a shark or anything...
Techxan
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Not a lot of predators in a lake. Which is why I do not do oceans.
Conor
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That would definitely be a mild inconvenience imo...
partymarty4870
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Sunburnt balls are nothing - I remember when I was a kid when I was surfing one day, duckdiving under a wave and having a bluebottle (portugese man of war - for you non aussies) washed down my boardshorts. Now that was one of the most painful experiences of my life
Techxan
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Oh man I bet, had that happen once when I was a kid, but it only got my legs.
My mom used a towel to pull them off, and they soaked me down with ammonia.
Meanwhile my brother comes in from the water, picks up the same towel and starts to dry off.
We both stunk for a day or two.
No oceans for me after that.
But I can assure you, sunburnt balls are far from nothing, and it lasts for days.
Long Miserable Days.
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fuck me they have started to peel
Roparadise
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If you take "tanning pills" it will help you build up a resist to being sunburnt as well as being able to get a darker tan. If you don't want to take the pills, you can increase your intake of spinach,carrots,tomatoes as well as omega 3,drink only water instead of soda,beer etc.
Nigel Farage
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While swimming in the surf in Mexico, I had a man-of-war come in on a wave and flop over my left shoulder. Instinctively I reached up with my right hand and grabbed it to throw it off. HUGE mistake. Pieces of it's tentacles were ripped off and stuck between my fingers. The pain was white-hot, and lasted for hours. At first, I thought I was going to die. Everyone around me wanted to pee on me. They said it would help the pain go away.
Can you imagine, laying on a beach in Mexico, writhing in agony and surrounded by a crowd of well-intentioned strangers offering to pee on you? Men kept pointing at their crotches, then pointing at my arm. Crotch, arm. Crotch, arm. Smiling and nodding, "Yes, yes. We pee on you. Yes?" Some fat old woman with a wrinkled belly hanging over her bikini was looking down at me, looking hopeful, and wanting to be helpful. Her black spirally pubic hairs were hanging out of her pink bikini crotch, like someone had stuffed a dead rat in there. She had bright red spots all over the area, where the dull razor had cut the heads off of some pimples. The man next to her kept point at her crotch, smiling at me, and nodding. I think it was her son.
I've never gone to Mexico, nor have I set foot in the ocean, ever since.
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jmcs23
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If they did pee on you and someone recorded it, I think I could have made some money from that video.
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theothertwin
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This thread had me laughing all the way to the bottom, you dudes/gals are too funny 
I'm still chuckling to myself now and my girl is giving me some weird looks.
I'm still chuckling to myself now and my girl is giving me some weird looks.
jazzc
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For a man dying in agonizing pain, you seem to have been staring to that old lady 's pubic hair a bit too long
Bluefrog_1974
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lol at least you can enter into a singing detective look-a-like contest