How many "Barts" does this forum have? There's this Bart, then there is ExtraWinner "Bart", and then there is the banned "Bart" that people talk about.
Are they related? Are they brothers? Is there Bart, his brother Bart, and his other brother Bart? Why is this forum so Bartful? Did BHW go around and poach all the Barts from other forums, which has left them Bartless? Y'know, if you type, think and/or say the word "Bart" often enough, it starts to look kinda funny. Like, in the beginning it's just that name that you hear every once in a while, but there's this magical nuance to it, like somewhere there are star patterns and quasars that blast-out Gamma Ray emissions that when decoded, spell out the word "Bart". And then of course, there are all the words that rhyme with Bart. But I won't get into that here; you all know what I'm saying anyways so...
Anyways Bart, I'm not so sure if it makes much difference if you are yellow or blue, as the star-power of the word "Bart" is always going to eclipse whatever other factor that may be taken into consideration when someone perceives your identity. They aren't going to say "Oh, there's blue Bart", or "Hey, that goddam Yellow Bart ate all my chocolate macaroons!" No, they are going to say "There goes one of the Barts. I wonder how many there are."
Anyways Bart. I prolly spent too much time belaboring the name "Bart", but I get obsessive that way when celestial events demand it, and today you are the focus of my attention. That might not be a good thing. I would stay at home for a couple of days where it is safe, and not do anything like driving.