Post your favorite quote from IM gurus(?)

Not from a guru but here is goes.

you'll lose money chasing women but you'll never lose women chasing money

Just push the button to get rich

I started with nothing and I was homeless. But when I finally stumbled on what works, I created a system for you to buy. (Guru's)

I was living in my moms garage with my wife and kids. Now I bought this house without using my own money. (Real estate guru)

I'll see you in hell Don Lapre, you bastard!