tell me a joke that has never been told before. There should be no record of it on the internet. It should make us LOL like never before. It should be rated PG 13. It should be something that the most elite internet marketers would laugh at and identify with. Do 10 of them.
ai to me:
Why did the marketer bring a fishing rod to the strategy meeting?
They heard there might be some phishing opportunities!
Why did the elite internet marketer bring a ladder to the webinar?
Because they heard the conversions were through the roof!
Why did the marketer break up with their spreadsheet?
Because they found someone who could handle their emotional data!
How do internet marketers stay in shape?
They do a lot of A/B testing—always running from one idea to the next!
Why did the PPC specialist refuse to go skydiving?
They were afraid of a high bounce rate!
Why did the copywriter start a garden?
They wanted to grow their organic content!
Why did the social media manager get kicked off the plane?
They kept trying to boost their followers during takeoff!
How do you know if someone is an internet marketer at a party?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you about their latest funnel within the first five minutes!
Why do marketers make terrible detectives?
Because they always think the leads are too good to be true!
How do internet marketers propose?
They get down on one knee and say, "Will you optimize my life?"
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