2 things....
1) If, and only if, you can drive targeted teen traffic to this "site", what kind of conversion rate do you think you will get from this squeeze err sleeze page? (Personally, I would hit the back button before this page finished loading.)
2) Interested to see your bounce rate. You might be able to convert with a back button re-direct? Just a thought....
Sorry to sound so negative, but you were looking for an honest opinion. It would be interesting to see the one that you paid $27 for. This page fails to even come close to some of the worst squeeze pages that I have seen. There are far too many links on the page for one and they are all the same. There is very little flow to the page (reason to scroll down and read more). Your fonts are pretty bad and not easy on the eye...go larger if you're using bold. Center your text!...Eyes should flow through your page and want to keep moving towards your offer! Using a video intro may be pretty solid too...just a thought.
With some polish, this could actually work. Make sure to place your Amazon banner low on your page so people don't bounce. Good luck my friend!