I am now lead to believe that it is, for some reason, the PHP includes I'm using that are causing the random spaces between my content and my header/footer. I have went through and tried to fix anything that I thought could cause it, but nothing seems to be working. Anyone wanna give it a shot? If you've got a Fiverr gig I'll buy it if you'll fix this for me. This project is now way past due and making me look wayyy bad. I just can't get to the bottom of it.