Permanently Closed Marketplace Sales Thread

[davids355]

Ok I'll definitely try this out when I next require some decent content.

 

[Sherb]

OP gave me no review copy or anything but judging by the quality of his threads here I think he'll do a great job and deserves a BUMP.

I appreciate the kind words and the thread bump! I'm hoping the thread quality and volume of writing I do here (for free) is a better example of my writing abilities than samples would be.

Ok I'll definitely try this out when I next require some decent content.

I look forward to it @davids355!

 

[Take Action]

Made the Order soon after seeing this thread.

I know this will be a long-term partnership for sure. SH is a beast when it comes to writing!!

 

[issorc]

SH is a beast when it comes to writing!!

I guess he's a beast in general. I thought his workload has to be huge working in a normal job and leading his ORM business and in total making six figures a year. And now he starts to push out 2k of well-written and researched content a day on top of it. @Sherbert Hoover I finally get the feeling you do in a day what I do in a week

I sadly can't afford this to use it on any general affiliate site but I'll need a sales page soon with very great content. Bookmarked for later use.

 

[Sherb]

Made the Order soon after seeing this thread.

I know this will be a long-term partnership for sure. SH is a beast when it comes to writing!!

Thanks a ton! Order received, details received, gotcha in the queue for some smooth-as-butter, in-your-face written art. Hope I can exceed your expectations!

I guess he's a beast in general. I thought his workload has to be huge working in a normal job and leading his ORM business and in total making six figures a year. And now he starts to push out 2k of well-written and researched content a day on top of it. @Sherbert Hoover I finally get the feeling you do in a day what I do in a week

I sadly can't afford this to use it on any general affiliate site but I'll need a sales page soon with very great content. Bookmarked for later use.

I'm actually four people, that's my secret

No, but really, my wife is about to start cranking out 80 hour weeks, and I need a way to keep busier. I miss writing, and we recently bought an expensive-ass house and I need some new stream of income to compensate for that and maintain/grow our savings rate. Hence the writing gig.

Lemme know when you decide to get that sales page up and running. I'll save an extra 20% off slot for you, as well as everyone else in this thread who has bookmarked for later use or plans to use my service in the near future (@davids355, Deleted member 923340, @Dioni, @curiouskt). I realize nine cents a word is a fuckton, especially for people living in low cost of living areas. 7.2 cents a word seems more up to speed.

Consider this a thread bump! Still have a few spots on the initial 20% off. Also...

If anyone places or inquires about an order today, they will get a free article written by me on the subject of their choice with a solid backlink on one of my 40+ PBN domains. You know I'm all about quality, and these sites are beautiful. GET ON IT

 

[The Curator]

I'm half-interested to try your service for a technical niche (I see everyone's review covers broad topics). My rate starts at .35 a word for our clients, so if you can do .09 a word - then we might have a future together.

How's your conversion copywriting skills? It's one thing to write on a topic, it's another to write copy that sells a service or product...

 

[Sherb]

I'm half-interested to try your service for a technical niche (I see everyone's review covers broad topics). My rate is .35 a word for our clients, so if you can do .09 a word - then we might have a future together.

How's your conversion copywriting skills? It's one thing to write on a topic, it's another to write copy that sells a service or product...

I've written threads on here, for free, that have caused me to receive PM's from people letting me know that they have decided, as a result of my "copy", to not drop out of college, but to instead finish up and get a solid career. I've steered new members away from time-wasting methods into solid concepts and new ideas that are brandable, scalable, and professional.

I wrote an essay when I was twelve years old about how alarmingly fast World War II survivors are dying out, and instead of staying home and Googling bullshit to back up my claims, I gathered records from our area, visited veterans cemeteries, and spent 40+ hours at local nursing homes listening to war stories. It was life-changing, and that essay won me a free week trip to Washington DC. I made my teacher cry with my writing. I was twelve. That was fourteen years ago.

In college, I was in a public speaking class. We had to convince the audience (of 250 or so) to take an opposite standpoint on a creative, controversial topic. There was one girl who was trying to change people's minds on abortion. There was another one who was persuading us that the Iraq war was a great thing for the American people. Yet another girl was advocating against stem cell research. I said fuck that and delivered an insightful piece about how Communism would work wonders for the US economy. Aced that class. People thought I was really a Communist.

I regularly sell my branding and reputation management services to heavy-hitters. Actual CEO's. Founders of social networks. Doctors. Lawyers. People tangled in with Trump. I can't offer them a portfolio of past work because my three sells are 1) I'm one guy, not an agency, 2) Nobody will ever know they had their reputation scrubbed, and 3) I'm fucking incredible. I don't reach out to people often, but after much research I've done it 14 times. 11 sales.

I haven't written raw sales copy for a product/service that was not my own in a while (outside of brick and mortar branding), but I'd love the opportunity to rip through some. So you tell me. How was that sales copy? Did I convert you into a client? Hope to hear from you soon

 

[The Curator]

I do appreciate the response, you may have converted me into being a customer, but it remains if you will convert me into a client or a fan.

 

[chobohobodobo]

Ooh let's s do this! In for 1000 words and free article

Thanks a ton! Order received, details received, gotcha in the queue for some smooth-as-butter, in-your-face written art. Hope I can exceed your expectations!



I'm actually four people, that's my secret

No, but really, my wife is about to start cranking out 80 hour weeks, and I need a way to keep busier. I miss writing, and we recently bought an expensive-ass house and I need some new stream of income to compensate for that and maintain/grow our savings rate. Hence the writing gig.

Lemme know when you decide to get that sales page up and running. I'll save an extra 20% off slot for you, as well as everyone else in this thread who has bookmarked for later use or plans to use my service in the near future (@davids355, Deleted member 923340, @Dioni, @curiouskt). I realize nine cents a word is a fuckton, especially for people living in low cost of living areas. 7.2 cents a word seems more up to speed.

Consider this a thread bump! Still have a few spots on the initial 20% off. Also...

If anyone places or inquires about an order today, they will get a free article written by me on the subject of their choice with a solid backlink on one of my 40+ PBN domains. You know I'm all about quality, and these sites are beautiful. GET ON IT

 

[Sherb]

I do appreciate the response, you may have converted me into being a customer, but it remains if you will convert me into a client or a fan.

Order received, payment received. I will keep you posted on progression, and expect your completed article to be delivered before the estimated end date, as I've got quite a bit of free time this weekend to churn through some serious writing.

Ooh let's s do this! In for 1000 words and free article

Glad to hear it! I've sent you a message in regards to your post. Let me know if you have any further questions or need any greater detail. Thanks for stopping by the thread!

 

[Rashel]

Payment made =D

 

[TheUnborn]

Just sent you a pm

 

[Sherb]

Payment made =D

Payment received, order confirmed, completed article delivered already (I had some free time). Check your messages for confirmation as well as your email for document. Feel free to let me know if there are any changes or revisions needed. I'm more than happy to make requested changes in order to leave all clients fully satisfied with their received article(s).

Just sent you a pm

Message received and responded to. Currently awaiting fill-out of the contact form in the original post in order to continue. I'll extend the PBN post offer to you as well.

I'll actually extend the PBN post offer to everyone who orders between now and the end of 4th of July! A free handwritten post of my choice with a link or two of your choice to one site in my 40-domain handcrafted PBN. The article will be around 700 words... $63 worth right there for free. No telling what the link(s) are worth. Get it while it's hot!

 

[Sherb]

First couple of deliveries went out Sunday and yesterday, should be getting reviews in here from them at any point. Third delivery goes out today, all well ahead of schedule.

The PBN deal is still going on, and I'm going to make it a permanent addition to any order now, including past orders!

In addition, if five people place orders today (July 4th), I WILL RANDOMLY PICK ONE OF THE FIVE ORDERS AND IT WILL BE COMPLETELY FREE.

So let's set this straight with an example. Spend $144, get the following:

• 2,000+ (probably 2,500) words of ridiculously high quality gold
• Incredible customer service, and revisions until you are 100% satisfied
• A post on a super clean PBN site with a DA of at least 10
• A 20% chance that your order will be completely free

What the fuck are you waiting for??

 

[The Curator]

I can't wait to receive mine , if it's as gold as you say it is then we got projects for you. Hopefully the quality isn't hyped, would hate to pull rank on you soldier...

 

[Tove]

I can't wait to receive mine , if it's as gold as you say it is then we got projects for you. Hopefully the quality isn't hyped, would hate to pull rank on you soldier...

Is this like a public incentive which is gonna encourage him to perform his best?
I doubt, no idea what you're trying to do here mate

 

[The Curator]

Is this like a public incentive which is gonna encourage him to perform his best?
I doubt, no idea what you're trying to do here mate

I was actually adding some light heartedness to the thread, no need to get your panties in a bunch mod-in-training. I figured if the OP is going to swear and use humor in his thread, then he would be ok with some in-kind humor.

 

[Sherb]

I can't wait to receive mine , if it's as gold as you say it is then we got projects for you. Hopefully the quality isn't hyped, would hate to pull rank on you soldier...

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No need to be concerned. If for some reason it's silver, let me know and I will edit until it is the gold the clients expect. I'm no hype man. I'm a quality machine. In that IM Triangle I wrote about a while back, I am the quality and speed, not the quantity.​

Is this like a public incentive which is gonna encourage him to perform his best?
I doubt, no idea what you're trying to do here mate

I'm no stranger to incentivization and take no offense to @The Curator's post, no worries. If anything, it's a thread bump haha. I appreciate the aid, however. Thanks for stopping by the thread!

I was actually adding some light heartedness to the thread, no need to get your panties in a bunch mod-in-training. I figured if the OP is going to swear and use humor in his thread, then he would be ok with some in-kind humor.

I never fuckin' swear, sir.

 

[DunDidIt2X]

I am glad to see this thread. BHW needs more quality writing services like this, where quality matters! I am interested in hiring you. Can you connect with me on Skype? I have a few questions want to discuss with you about the topic I need written.


Thanks in advance.

 

[The Curator]

If anything, it's a thread bump haha. I appreciate the aid, however. Thanks for stopping by the thread!​

I can neither confirm nor deny the bump sir. But I will say, if we like the service we couldn't in good conscience leave a good review - wouldn't want you to become booked up