Using several different generators, I believe I have come up with the perfect blog author bio. Attended Johnson & Wales University-Charleston, Majored in Carpentry, My favorite place to eat is Lenny's Sub Shop. I am a judo master dealing with diabetes, I've discovered a government plot with an Olympic diver. I also traveled the world in a hot air balloon with a gardener with a Napoleon complex. My father was a zookeeper with shady financial dealings until he entered a dance competition with a misunderstood playboy. My mother is a TV repairman from South Carolina she was once tricked by a fur trapper from Pennsylvania. I hang around my best friend who's a lounge singer from Wyoming, he was once trapped on an island with a biologist who is missing a limb. I have always had a dream of starting my own company. I would call it "Luber", It's Uber for laundromats! It would be perfect for people like my rabid Grandma. Speaking of which, you know what would be scary as hell? Zombie Incredible Hulk. But, if it ever happened I would just call Robot Supergirl. So I was either thinking of writing a blog post called "9 Things I hate about Natalie Portman" or a business book titled "The Buddha Kissed the Monkey The Fundamentals of Innovative Core Competencies". Well kids, that's all I have, for now, enjoy your day!