People checking out your screen in public

This is wherever I go, people go out of their way to check out what I am doing on my laptop. I've found the sweetest honey to attract the bees are:

Online banking: I pulled up my bank once and this guy literally stood right beside me and stared right down at my screen.

A page with a girl (even fully dressed): This gets them going as they suspect porn.

Thanks to short attention spans though I generally have nothing to fear unless I have those or a video playing, no one has ever cared that I was resetting my server remotely or I was reading forums in text only. Unless it looks cool and illegal they really don't know whats going on thanks to movies teaching the masses the stereotypical hacker or blackhatter has cool 3-D interfaces with fading graphics.

Next time they seem so interested, just click over to www.2girls1cup.com ...

Note: Don't watch that if you have a fear of poo, or girls eating it...

OR, for the really bad starers, just scream out "NO I WILL NOT LOOK UP GAY PORN FOR YOU! GET YOUR OWN COMPUTER!"

ewww thats poo i thought it was chocolate ice cream lol

essential_clix said:

Next time they seem so interested, just click over to www.2girls1cup.com ...

Note: Don't watch that if you have a fear of poo, or girls eating it...

OR, for the really bad starers, just scream out "NO I WILL NOT LOOK UP GAY PORN FOR YOU, YOU SICK FUCK! GET YOUR OWN COMPUTER!"

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i'll try the gay porn thing, usually i act like i'm going to stand up while staring at them and they leave. I'm not huge, but I'm enough where I could make someones day unpleasant, besides, it's all attitude.