There are legitimate penis enlargement forums. You have destined yourself to failure by stating that you don't want something that takes a lot of time. Unfortunately, there aren't any shortcuts. Jelqing, hanging, and clamping definitely work.
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I think it sucks how often I read that dudes on this forum think that money = girls. Those guys will never get what they truly want in a women -- a whore maybe, but not a woman. Too many pnk arse 17yr olds on this forum! Cultivate your personality, and develop the attributes that are desirable in a mate.