Payment processor for steroids website

I'm just finishing up on a website for a client of mine. It's an online store powered by osCommerce, which sells steroids. My client has an offshore bank account, and provided me with the details. All I need to do now is set up a payment module. Does anyone have any recommendations? I'm guessing PayPal is a no-go, since both myself and the client wish to remain anonymous for obvious reasons.

The list of payment processor modules on osCommerce include (but are not limited to):


I've only ever used PayPal to process payments, so I have no idea about my other options. Any suggestions or advice would be much appreciated.

Well, after a lot of reading and research it seems the only option is Western Union. I guess that answers my own question, and for anybody else searching for something similar, this article is worth reading:

http://www.articleclick.com/Article/Why-Can-t-You-Buy-Steroids-Using-Credit-Card-or-Paypal-/1248152

Out of the site's Ive known western union or money gram were the only option along with a purchase minimum.

Keeps a comfortable distance between buyer and seller figureing steroids are illegal in the states.

However powders are the way to go recently.

webmoney
moneybooker?

another way is to 'cloak' your item descriptions to avoid reflecting the word 'steriod', I leave the rest to your creativity.

As said..WU should be your best option. Also, Webmoney too as that allows you to stay anonymous as well - They're russian so any US govt. agency waving a court-doc will just get a "have a good day, but no thanks" from them

The WU option is the worst if you live in USA, its the easiest way to track you by Police or other $hit like DEA
You have to withdraw money by giving your ID or other doc like Passport, its safe when you live in 3rd country world like taiwan or China, there is so many zhang qiang in the city that its imposible to control which one of them withdraw money,
for the store in my opinion you got two otpions
1st, you take a simple bank account from country like china or oither poor land, (if you know some people here you can own bank acc for like 50$) then synchronise it with the payment processor from GSpay company
2nd, you invest some money (more expensive option) for offshore bank account (1000E+) or package that contains bank acc with payment processor (1300E+)
check at google , with the words: panama offshore bank account or anonymous payment processor i think its 1st or 2nd page

Thats my first post so i hope i help you in someway

Stay away from this company
iPayment

They are a scam site!

What about CCbill, I read on a report that websites serving CP were using it and CCbill couldn't care less. So the same should apply to steroids.

which payment module did you finally use?

no man, your options are not limited to WU -- try GSPay... they have banks in strange places like Latvia and Russia, but they pay...

AlertPay? Anyone used them? They accept pharmaceutical transactions..

has anyone had a good experience with gspay?