Panda, Penguin, what next?

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  1. gvncerri

    gvncerri Regular Member

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    I'm very tired of SEO. I want to learn everything there is to know about viral traffic
     
  2. FuryKyle

    FuryKyle Elite Member

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    Zebra.
     
  3. download

    download Supreme Member

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    They've all started with a "P" - I'm guessing Platypus :p
     
  4. drywallrob

    drywallrob Senior Member

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    Porcupine
     
  5. zmoney

    zmoney Senior Member

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    Well, what kinds of websites do you plan on promoting? If I may ask a question, What if you have a site about doorknobs? How is it possible to get viral traffic for that?
     
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  6. TripleBeamDreams

    TripleBeamDreams Junior Member

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    I have a source inside the Google HQ that is telling me about a "Google Zombie" update in the near future. It will completely wipe-out all EMD Micro niche affiliate sites and resurrect old "GIF driven" sites from the mid 90's to replace them.
     
  7. vahnz13

    vahnz13 Regular Member

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    Peacock maybe, it's more colorful :p
     
  8. turdface

    turdface Supreme Member

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    Running dog .gif!

    <center>

    WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE!

    <purple>

    YOU HAVE FOUND MY PAGE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB.

    under construction .gif

    </purple>

    </center>
     
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  9. tedchang8592

    tedchang8592 Regular Member

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    i guess pig
     
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  10. axus_auto

    axus_auto Power Member

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    Next one is grizzly bear.
     
  11. collegedropout

    collegedropout Registered Member

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    since g has made irrelevant social 2.0 pages more relevant than a legit AS website, i would say their next move would be to replace the web with their G+ shits.
     
  12. ComputerEngineer

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    I think BEAR should come :D
     
  13. gvncerri

    gvncerri Regular Member

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    Your concept is 100% true. If you target a very specific microniche, search engine traffic is a must, but if you promote something which is interesting for a broad audience viral traffic becomes very interesting

     
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    cloakme Regular Member Premium Member

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    I have a source who has *****s sneaking into the G headquarters placing wires and cameras all over Matts office along with the board room. We will get to the bottom of this zombie deal!!!!!

     
  15. zmoney

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    You forgot flamingHR.gif
     
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  16. manny521

    manny521 Supreme Member

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    Whats next? There was panda, and now penguin...next is the JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. lanbo

    lanbo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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  18. crazyguyz

    crazyguyz Newbie

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    The next update is Google Penis.
     
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  19. shadowfax

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    Next would be Hulk update. It will smash everything that comes in its path and destroy world wide web.
     
  20. ascura

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    Vote for Zebra.
    It will always about "Black and White". (what's your HAT?)
    Then G will release the "Koala" one
    It will mean... a bit shade of "Grey" will be common practices and approved by them.
    Then, the mighty "KingKong" will be released
    That will define the G true identity... the biggest and baddest blackhatter