Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by gvncerri, May 7, 2012.
I'm very tired of SEO. I want to learn everything there is to know about viral traffic
They've all started with a "P" - I'm guessing Platypus
Well, what kinds of websites do you plan on promoting? If I may ask a question, What if you have a site about doorknobs? How is it possible to get viral traffic for that?
I have a source inside the Google HQ that is telling me about a "Google Zombie" update in the near future. It will completely wipe-out all EMD Micro niche affiliate sites and resurrect old "GIF driven" sites from the mid 90's to replace them.
Peacock maybe, it's more colorful
Running dog .gif!
WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE!
YOU HAVE FOUND MY PAGE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB.
under construction .gif
i guess pig
Next one is grizzly bear.
since g has made irrelevant social 2.0 pages more relevant than a legit AS website, i would say their next move would be to replace the web with their G+ shits.
I think BEAR should come
Your concept is 100% true. If you target a very specific microniche, search engine traffic is a must, but if you promote something which is interesting for a broad audience viral traffic becomes very interesting
I have a source who has *****s sneaking into the G headquarters placing wires and cameras all over Matts office along with the board room. We will get to the bottom of this zombie deal!!!!!
You forgot flamingHR.gif
Whats next? There was panda, and now penguin...next is the JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
parrot or Porcupine
The next update is Google Penis.
Next would be Hulk update. It will smash everything that comes in its path and destroy world wide web.
Vote for Zebra.
It will always about "Black and White". (what's your HAT?)
Then G will release the "Koala" one
It will mean... a bit shade of "Grey" will be common practices and approved by them.
Then, the mighty "KingKong" will be released
That will define the G true identity... the biggest and baddest blackhatter
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