Our Brains Connecting To Wifi?
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srb888
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Believe it or not, human brain and testicles (in males of course) are already getting FRIED by the electromagnetic forces emitted by the WIFI, Testicles through the laptops!!
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Many laptops are now equipped with Wi-Fi which sends out pulses every second as it maintains contact with the nearest access point. Young men with these devices on their laps are submitting their testicles to strong EMFs at close range, oblivious to the damage they may be doing to their chances of future fatherhood ~~Unquote (my addition: children will be either android or iphone clones -- Kitkat ver.432.0.57, Balisto Jr.Iphone007, Caramilk Beta3droid, YankiBar McDonald, ChocoBar 707 Davidson... some will come preloaded with advanced apps, everyone will have preinstalled Whatsapp...
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And you guys (only those whose test1cles are not 1% EMF fried) on BHW will ask for pirated bots to brain-spam your viag-adverts on local hot girls. lol
So You're Definitely Connected To WiFi! Just Worry How You Can Now Unconnect...
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Many laptops are now equipped with Wi-Fi which sends out pulses every second as it maintains contact with the nearest access point. Young men with these devices on their laps are submitting their testicles to strong EMFs at close range, oblivious to the damage they may be doing to their chances of future fatherhood ~~Unquote (my addition: children will be either android or iphone clones -- Kitkat ver.432.0.57, Balisto Jr.Iphone007, Caramilk Beta3droid, YankiBar McDonald, ChocoBar 707 Davidson... some will come preloaded with advanced apps, everyone will have preinstalled Whatsapp...
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1334291/Is-Wi-Fi-frying-brains-Fears-cloud-electrosmog-harm-humans.htmlAnd you guys (only those whose test1cles are not 1% EMF fried) on BHW will ask for pirated bots to brain-spam your viag-adverts on local hot girls. lol
So You're Definitely Connected To WiFi! Just Worry How You Can Now Unconnect...
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9to5destroyer
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I wonder what noise my head would make if it was mineing bitcoins on full belt
BuildMoreLinks
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why would you want your brain to be connected to wifi anyways? want Google to get even smarter? or NSA to know what you are thinking even before you say it?
hatemachine
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
CrushL
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How about the other way around? Your brain wants to know something and instead of reading or researching by hand, your brain just queries wikipedia. Makes me think of what they did in Matrix (learning Kung Fu in 3 seconds)
I'm still pretty sure that's going to happen. Next step is Augmented Reality with Google Glasses and Lenses. Those will at some point be able to be controled by brainwaves. Once they can communicated back to the brain, Augmented Reality is all around us.
I'd say this will be achieved before 2100.
iBrazilian
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That is done today in secret agencies...
verayingle
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Anyone like brainwaves music ?
sonicpunk32
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This just in, while viewing porn, mentally, with his brain via WiFi, Glen Quagmire was hacked by a group of rogue hackers. His body was forced to rob the local bank and deposit the money in an undisclosed location. After determining that Quagmire was not in control of his body, authorities are still trying to trace the source of the hack and track down the culprits.