How can i help you sir pls reply sirsir...
sir, HAHAHAHAHAHAAnother epic one:
It is golden lolAnother epic one:
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Another epic one:
Beware, the guy have Alladin carpet on his arsenal.
We have a couple of these hereIf he doesn't get the job.
Maybe he can setup a business selling "native speaker" written content lol.