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One liners joke thread

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by turner, Jul 8, 2009.

  1. turner

    turner Registered Member

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    Ok just a lil time out banterish joke time ...

    But they must be one liners ...


    I shall start ...

    A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide,

    The librarian says; "F*ck off, you won't bring it back."



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  2. betster77

    betster77 Regular Member

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    I think this is... NOT a good thread.... NOT!

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  3. turner

    turner Registered Member

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    Well it is one line - up
     
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    ipodtouchhackerisher Senior Member

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  5. betster77

    betster77 Regular Member

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    ?? It was a one line NOT Joke... :confused: ok here's another one:
    What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?... OK you two - don't start anything.

    Ta Ka PSHHH!!! .... i gotta go make some money...:rolleyes:

     
  6. mosoi148

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  7. turner

    turner Registered Member

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    I was wondering that too ... wot is too sexy to display?
    NSFW? Sexy avatars?
    ....
     
  8. turner

    turner Registered Member

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    I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.

    Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.
     
  9. turner

    turner Registered Member

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    ?My local?s rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the other night?First question was, ?What the f**k are you looking at??


    ?Try saying: ?Whale Oil Beef Hooked? without sounding like an Irish man swearing.?


    Some guy hit my bumper, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

    I failed to make the chess team because of my height.


    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.


    oh dear i've missed myself, g'nite y'all

    The Turner
     
  10. hammad24

    hammad24 Junior Member

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    Mitch is the king of one-liners
    Some of his I remember:
    "... I once remixed a remix and got the original"
    "... Escalators can never break down, they can only become stairs..."
     
  11. Slasher

    Slasher Junior Member

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    Haha that's pretty cool. "Well I'll be fucked".
     
  12. fatboy

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    Michael Jacksons girlfriend was interviewed after his death, she said that she had had a tough time - first off her mum and dad left her in Portugal and now this!

    Probably one for the UK people ;)
     
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    An Elf spits in the face of a stripper.
    The stripper smacks him and says "Do that again and i'll rip ya d!ck off"
    The Elf says "elfs don't have d!cks"
    The stripper says " How do you cum"
    The Elf spits in her face again.