one hole?

gts6

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why is it, if my penis has only ONE hole, that i somehow seem to have TWO vibrant streams of glorius, MESS-CREATING streams of urine in opposite directions EVERY TIME right after cleaning the bathroom!

 

LakeForest

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• Jun 27, 2013

• #2

it's like a squishy hose inside, you gotta...shake or stretch it open...or blast on full pressure to get it opened up so you can have a single stream.

Most i ever had was 3 streams. 1 stream went in the bowl and the 2 others on/in the sink and bathtub. I did make it into 3 different drains, but still, trident-piss.

 

Conor

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I'm glad to be a member of such a respectable, prestigious forum as this one.

 

gergo2007

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• #4

And i'm like... Dafuq?!

 

WhitePassion

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• #5

I know right, hella annoying especially in the mornings..

 

ShadeDream

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• Jun 28, 2013

• #6

That's one dirty hole. If it was clean it would not get blockages and hence it would have a single stream.

On a side note, that's way too much information.

 

PrinceVisi

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• #7

Damn came for a Pussy Thread, ended looking at a Penis one... Not Good!

 

artizhay

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• #8

Seriously, bro? Is this what a typical conversation with you would be about? Can count me out of that shit.

 

davids355

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• Jun 28, 2013

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Just install another toilet, next to the current one. problem solved.

 

Gogol

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• Jun 28, 2013

• #10

Sir, please consult a doctor

 

Aegroeg

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Goal Line Technology

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• Jun 30, 2013

• #12

Thread title is misleading...
it should of course been
one ASS hole? lol jk