Okay, so I almost killed a man today [18+]

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I am walking back home from the stores right?
Somehow I notice that I am being followed by a dude.
At this point I am not completely sure, he is just following from a distance and standing out to me by trying not to look suspicious (I am ex Army with some reconnaissance experience, tough luck bud).

So I walk some more and take a quick right turn only to wait for him to catch up with me and I come back around the corner passing this dude, now at this point I know he is following me because the startled look on his face (he wasn't expecting me to come back around the corner).
But I still don't do anything, I want to be absolutely sure so I walk on and stop to look in some window of a shop and I see him passing me by looking at my back the whole time.

Now at this point I am done and I catch up with him and make him stop.
I kind of aggressively ask him why the fuck he is following me.

He says....'Yeah, well, I am gay and if you want your dick sucked good...'
I am astonished because I thought he was a cop or something.
I tell him he best turn around and walk away NOW before I bash his face in.

What...the...flying...fuck!

I can see me following some random girl and asking her if I could fuck her cornhole. That wouldn't fly with nobody right? What was this dude thinking!

What would you have done?
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It's not funny but so funny at the same time....

Damn, bruh...... I dont know what to say..... :P
 
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ROFL ....Thanks for the share mate u made my day .....no offense to u buddy just find this very funny :D
 
I just had to get this off my chest and I am defo not telling my friends lol.
I just couldn't believe what has happened. I have heard about those people but what the hell man.

Ah well, it's kinda funny 20/20 but not really...
 
Hey! A guy's gotta make a living.

It is a compliment.
You obviously look like a man who has a dick worthy of being sucked.

Now if you could just convey that to women that pass you on the street (that aren't hookers) and you will be the envy of all the guys.
 
You should have took a trial and see if it was worth it.
 
It's better to watch out and play safe in most of these cases.
After all, you can't really tell what loco you are going to encounter and being ballsy isn't worth it in most cases unless he comes aggressively towards you.
 
losille said:
Hey! A guy's gotta make a living.

It is a compliment.
You obviously look like a man who has a dick worthy of being sucked.

Now if you could just convey that to women that pass you on the street (that aren't hookers) and you will be the envy of all the guys.
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No I know that I am attractive. You see, I get random girls that add me on facebook all the time, heck they don't even believe I am 24 and want me to proof it by entering my creditcard details some where :p
I kid I kid :D

MisterTwister said:
It might have been your high heels and fire engine red lipstick that attracted him! :p
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Oh snap! I knew I forgot to take that off after saturday night haha :p
 
Bross said:
It's better to watch out and play safe in most of these cases.
After all, you can't really tell what loco you are going to encounter and being ballsy isn't worth it in most cases unless he comes aggressively towards you.
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I know and I am not an aggressive person at all but this is just crossing the line man.
Picture this happening to your mom or sister or something, that's just not cool.
 
ho**y sh*t ... funny but scary likewise. May I ask in what area this happened to avoid meeting following cocksucking strangers :D
 
Should have strapped on a huge dildo and showed him. Maybe he would've backed the fuck up. LMAO
 
I feel you OP, won't say smell ya because of what i'm bout to post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVkKh82gHoE

You never know who that guy could be man, 'but' you must feel special...
 
Erik Creed said:
Have you told the whole story as is or is it abit modified? LOL

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I left a couple things he said and I out but other then that as is haha. Freakshow..
 
The jig was up, you caught him, he may have made up something stupid just to throw you off. You never know....
 
Maruk said:
I can see me following some random girl and asking her if I could fuck her cornhole. That wouldn't fly with nobody right? What was this dude thinking!
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<rant> Oh, but there are guys like that, believe me!. You're kinda lucky you don't have to deal with that on a frequent basis.
I'm not trying to be sexist or anything, but it's true that for some things it's easier being a male.</rant>

That said, I understand how uncomfortable (to put it mildy) the whole situation must have been.
 
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