I am walking back home from the stores right? Somehow I notice that I am being followed by a dude. At this point I am not completely sure, he is just following from a distance and standing out to me by trying not to look suspicious (I am ex Army with some reconnaissance experience, tough luck bud). So I walk some more and take a quick right turn only to wait for him to catch up with me and I come back around the corner passing this dude, now at this point I know he is following me because the startled look on his face (he wasn't expecting me to come back around the corner). But I still don't do anything, I want to be absolutely sure so I walk on and stop to look in some window of a shop and I see him passing me by looking at my back the whole time. Now at this point I am done and I catch up with him and make him stop. I kind of aggressively ask him why the fuck he is following me. He says....'Yeah, well, I am gay and if you want your dick sucked good...' I am astonished because I thought he was a cop or something. I tell him he best turn around and walk away NOW before I bash his face in. What...the...flying...fuck! I can see me following some random girl and asking her if I could fuck her cornhole. That wouldn't fly with nobody right? What was this dude thinking! What would you have done?