Goddamn, I'm always hungry - yet I have to make my own sandwiches. (How do you find women that cook for you?!) I love ALL sandwiches but the one that's the most delicious is of course [*insert intense drums here*]
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A MEATBALL SUB!!!
(I might have to consider recycling my gf [or just straight off dumping her to the garbage] and getting a newer and better model that actually is capable of delivering me sandwiches)
If I told my wife to go make me a sandwich, I know for a fact her response would be, "Go make your own damn sandwich, and while you are at it, make me one".
This is the definition of "Marital Bliss" after 25 years of marriage...
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