Oh the e-mails I get...

Sarah Mathews · Oct 20, 2009

So, I've been posting on CL for a few weeks for various reasons. No e-whoring, but I won't bother with the details since this is the lounge.

I've been getting nasty e-mails from this one guy for about a week and some of them are pretty funny. I finally took the time to scroll down a bit on one of them and realized that his signature is on the e-mails...the dude has been sending me e-mails from his job!

Here's a few of the more entertaining ones:

"Get a f***ing job you worthless f*** sh** bastard spammer!"

"I hope ninja hackers brake into your house and as* rape your dog you worthless f***." (yes he used brake instead of break)

"Eat a d*ck and sh*t cum you fa**ot"

My personal fave -
"Stop posting in my section unless you want my team to hack every site you own!"

The best part of all this is that his signature is at the bottom of every e-mail.

2Cent · Oct 20, 2009

What does his sig say?

Sanitarium · Oct 20, 2009

sdtopensied said:
"Stop posting in my section unless you want my team to hack every site you own!"

Sounds eerily familiar

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/104543-guy-says-hes-gonna-get-his-team-me.html

Sarah Mathews · Oct 20, 2009

I was following that thread for a while and that's the first thing I thought about when I read that e-mail.

I'm not worried about his "team." If he had a decent team, I imagine that they would be able to come up with something better than

Code:

www.pcinsomniacs.com

No no e-mails this morning...I was a little bummed

-SDT

Sanitarium said:
Sounds eerily familiar http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...04543-guy-says-hes-gonna-get-his-team-me.html

alexaassassin · Oct 21, 2009

I'd email his mail service provider ( site host ) and tell them
that if the harrassing emails dont's stop TODAY, there will be
FBI involvement as you are fearful for your personal safety.

Then I would post twice as many ads for the next week
but that is because I am a vindictive S.O.B.

Sarah Mathews · Oct 21, 2009

It was his name (real), e-mail address, company name, and phone number. I'm not too terribly pissed at him, so I'm not quite ready to post it here yet.

He's quite a tool though. We had a nice little e-mail exchange this evening.

Him:
"You are still posting in my section you vag-tard!"

Me:
"Yep...and your site still sucks."

Him:
"At least I have a site. You are a fat loser that has no life!"

Me:
"I could stand to lose a few...but you're a dumbass that has been including his personal and job contact info in the signature of every flame e-mail sent to a complete stranger."

Him:
"Who are you calling a flamer??!!?! You are a fat gay piece of sh*t!"

Me:
"And you don't know how to use contractions."

I think he misunderstood the meaning of "flame." Obviously has homophobic issues.

I have a few anonymous prepaid debit cards laying around. Maybe I'll have a pizza sent to him at work just to screw with him. I wonder if he likes Papa John's...

-SDT

2Cent said:
What does his sig say?

zSpyderx · Oct 21, 2009

sdtopensied said:
It was his name (real), e-mail address, company name, and phone number. I'm not too terribly pissed at him, so I'm not quite ready to post it here yet.

He's quite a tool though. We had a nice little e-mail exchange this evening.

I think he misunderstood the meaning of "flame." Obviously has homophobic issues.

I have a few anonymous prepaid debit cards laying around. Maybe I'll have a pizza sent to him at work just to screw with him. I wonder if he likes Papa John's...

-SDT

Oh hell yeah send the pizza. =)

yamahafzr · Oct 21, 2009

sdtopensied said:
It was his name (real), e-mail address, company name, and phone number. I'm not too terribly pissed at him, so I'm not quite ready to post it here yet.

He's quite a tool though. We had a nice little e-mail exchange this evening.

I think he misunderstood the meaning of "flame." Obviously has homophobic issues.

I have a few anonymous prepaid debit cards laying around. Maybe I'll have a pizza sent to him at work just to screw with him. I wonder if he likes Papa John's...

-SDT

if i bitch at u can u order me a pizza?

redtide1969 · Oct 21, 2009

He sounds like he's 12 years old...send him some Lego's to play with

Sarah Mathews · Oct 21, 2009

Maybe...if you give me some material I might consider it

yamahafzr said:
if i bitch at u can u order me a pizza?

yamahafzr · Oct 21, 2009

wat kinda material... im a 16 yr old sexy mofo dude. if its cp ur lookin for gtfo!

Sarah Mathews · Oct 22, 2009

Uh...no. Material in the comedy sense.

Dude! Really?

yamahafzr said:
wat kinda material... im a 16 yr old sexy mofo dude. if its cp ur lookin for gtfo!

Sarah Mathews · Oct 22, 2009

I found it...the BEST prank ever!!! I have his work address, so this should be interesting.

hxxp://www.sh*tsenders.com

* = i
x = t

-SDT

CClark56 · Oct 22, 2009

Fuck that, SEND ME A PIZZA!

Send him this: http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.12043

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