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Now This Story Made Me Laugh

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Prideoflion, Aug 24, 2008.

  1. Prideoflion

    Prideoflion Registered Member Premium Member

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    The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

    Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.

    A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"

    As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.

    "Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

    :D
     
  2. Zak_A

    Zak_A Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Lmao

    Well I think that's the smartest answer the professor could give him, and the funniest too :p
     
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    LOL...I think I would fall out of my seat laughing if I was present for that response :D
     
  4. coreygeer

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    That's just good humor right there.. I love when old people have a sense of humor.
     
  5. delmages

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    That's a pretty good one. ;)
     
  6. Billw

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    I'm glad I am ambidextrous!!
    Funny and a smart comeback for the prof