NEW METHOD - Facebook Girlfriends

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http://mashable.com/2013/01/16/fake-facebook-girlfriend/

Valentine's Day is approaching and it's just not the time of year that you want to be alone.
And, sure, you could bring back that made-up gal-pal you bragged about around space camp back in the day, but technology has really screwed with your ability to fib. A quick Google search can reveal the truth.
So let technology fix the problem that it created; sign up for http://namorofake.com.br/. For $39.99, all (or at least a few) of your dating woes will be solved. The Brazil-based site can generate a fake Facebook profile for your "girlfriend," complete with comments and relationship statuses from the past 30 days.
It's almost foolproof. (Until, perhaps, someone asks to see a picture of the two of you tagged together on http://mashable.com/category/facebook/ ? then you'll have to http://mashable.com/category/photoshop/ your way out of that mess.)
SEE ALSO: http://mashable.com/2013/01/16/facebook-online-dating/
And sheer desperation doesn't have to be the only reason for your membership. Using the site could be a great way to get that ex of yours all jealous, or get your matchmaking mother off your back.
Seems like such a steal for $39.99.
Unfortunately, the site currently only creates fake girlfriends, not boyfriends. But they promise to eventually launch a male version of the imaginary lover.
While you wait for Mr. Facebook Perfect, feel free to invest in one of http://www.amazon.com/Boyfriend-PillowTM-Companion-Pillow-Micro/dp/B0012BISBY, which we're sure you can pass off as a boy-toy with just a hat and some sunglasses.
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I'm pretty sure the company got its inspiration from fiver, where some e-whores are offering to "be your girlfriend on FB for one week for $5".

Sad, indeed.
 
I'm pretty sure the company got its inspiration from fiver, where some e-whores are offering to "be your girlfriend on FB for one week for $5".

Sad, indeed.

Exactly, its all over fiverr and they make money!
 
Lol that is a funny one. But got to agree a creative idea it is..
 
fiverr gigs of "girlfriends" dont seem to be making money at all. I checked out all the gigs. They hardly have any reviews and they dont have any orders in cue
 
fiverr gigs of "girlfriends" dont seem to be making money at all. I checked out all the gigs. They hardly have any reviews and they dont have any orders in cue

Would YOU leave a review if you paid someone to be your fake girlfriend?
 
Yeah, absolutely Fiverr inspired.

The sad thing is...This would so work to get an ex back, especially if she's spoiled. What's that term, social capital? Even if it's a lie, PR is PR, you know?

Would YOU leave a review if you paid someone to be your fake girlfriend?

hahahaha brilliant.
 
There's a desperate niche if I ever saw one lulz.... but you know what; desperate sells!
 
I don't think it's sad at all; this post just inspired me.. Social awkwardness is a real element for men and women alike; the "Dating world" just like your website is about views, target audience, appearance, ratings, and conversion rates. Like someone once said; if you want every one to stare at you as if you were the last person on earth appear somewhere with a beautiful woman, or two. Same applies for women. Kudos!
 
Let me get my hands on the database of the morons desperate enough to pay 40 bucks to brag about a virtual gf and I'll show you how much money I'll have the day after... 24 hours is all I'd need... ;)
 
sirgold; thats the easy part - what about a complete social ranking boost for someone. I know this would sell.
 
I couldn't really imagine there are guys want their ex back, well for me if the girl is over then find another one. :)
 
Fucking sick man !! I could not understand what people can achieve by showing off a gf who does not exists. This service is for the utmost desperados.
 
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