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New BHW maths formula reveals possible million $$$

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by wolfie2012, Jun 9, 2010.

  1. wolfie2012

    wolfie2012 Newbie

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    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.:D


    ENJOY ..... making $$$ or not making people smile is priceless !!!!!

    Wolfie
     
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  2. jheyslow

    jheyslow Senior Member

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    i will do bullshit.. but not asskissing. lol.
     
  3. webwerks1

    webwerks1 BANNED BANNED

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    If you can't dazzle them with your Intellect ....
    Baffle them with your Bullshit :D
     
  4. cjmacd

    cjmacd Newbie

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    lol at M-U-D B-U-T-T