Have you ever watched one of them comedy shows where the man forgets the wedding anniversary? Well here is my story.. Yesterday my wife and I were talking and here is how it went. Wife: Don't you have a kids birthday this month? Me: Nope! There are no birthdays in June, or July. Wife: There has to be something this month..... Me: Nope. Wife: Isn't today the 18th????? Me: Nope. It's the 19th..... Long Awkward Pause.......... Me: Oh shit!!! Happy anniversary honey!