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Never reply to noobs on chat

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Paranoid Android, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. Paranoid Android

    Paranoid Android Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    If you do, this could happen to you too

    [12/1/2011 6:05:43 PM] Nenea emy: Hi pandroidanaroid! I?d like to add you on Skype. Nenea emy
    [12/1/2011 6:06:42 PM] Nenea emy: Contact received from Nenea emy
    [12/1/2011 7:03:07 PM] Paranoid Android: Paranoid Android has shared contact details with Nenea emy.
    [12/1/2011 7:03:23 PM] Paranoid Android: yo
    [12/1/2011 11:24:03 PM] Nenea emy: hy
    [12/1/2011 11:24:05 PM] Nenea emy: I am from BHW
    [3:47:59 PM] Paranoid Android: hey
    [3:48:11 PM] Paranoid Android: you pinged me last night
    [3:48:13 PM] Paranoid Android: whats up
    [3:48:32 PM] Nenea emy: yes
    [3:48:34 PM] Nenea emy: hy
    [3:48:37 PM] Nenea emy: are you online?
    [3:48:47 PM] Paranoid Android: of course im online :)
    [3:48:56 PM] Nenea emy: I am from Blackhatworld.com
    [3:49:04 PM] Paranoid Android: ok
    [3:49:07 PM] Nenea emy: I saw that the method with google alerts it works for you
    [3:49:13 PM] Nenea emy: Am I right?
    [3:49:18 PM] Paranoid Android: yes it does
    [3:49:31 PM] Nenea emy: how much are you making every month?
    [3:49:44 PM] Paranoid Android: made $200 yesterday
    [3:49:52 PM] Nenea emy: wow amazing
    [3:49:54 PM] Nenea emy: with CPA?
    [3:49:57 PM] Paranoid Android: yep
    [3:50:11 PM] Nenea emy: do you work with CPA?
    [3:50:31 PM] Nenea emy: :D
    [3:51:31 PM] Nenea emy: hello??
    [3:53:06 PM] Paranoid Android: yes i work with cpa
    [3:53:15 PM] Nenea emy: can you help me please?
    Because I have visits
    [3:53:18 PM] Nenea emy: but no conversions
    [3:53:28 PM] Nenea emy: I am working with CPA offer
    [3:53:41 PM] Nenea emy: I will give you some of my earnings if it works very good
    [3:53:56 PM] Paranoid Android: sorry, i don't help people from romania
    [3:54:04 PM] Nenea emy: why?
    [3:54:19 PM] Paranoid Android: cos there are dragons there
    [3:54:38 PM] Nenea emy: But I am a good man:(
    [3:54:40 PM] Nenea emy: please?
    [3:54:59 PM] Nenea emy: Please man
    [3:55:05 PM] Paranoid Android: kidding bro, work with clickbank
    [3:55:09 PM] Paranoid Android: and find a good converting niche
    [3:55:14 PM] Paranoid Android: dont just use anything that you've got
    [3:55:28 PM] Nenea emy: but clickbank it's for ebooks
    [3:55:32 PM] Nenea emy: not for only email submits
    [3:56:29 PM] Nenea emy: Why you are a bad man and You don`t help me?
    [3:57:47 PM] Paranoid Android: cos im busy
    [3:57:50 PM] Paranoid Android: is that bad?
    [3:58:03 PM] Nenea emy: please help me 10 minutes and I will appreciate this
    [3:58:17 PM] Nenea emy: I have a free ipad website
    [3:58:19 PM] Paranoid Android: like i told you, promote cb products
    [3:58:20 PM] Nenea emy: .com
    [3:58:29 PM] Nenea emy: and there are not free ipad products
    [3:58:39 PM] Paranoid Android: please read the thread again bro
    [3:58:49 PM] Paranoid Android: this will work only with click bank stuff, not email submits
    [3:58:52 PM] Paranoid Android: you will need a new domain
    [3:58:56 PM] Paranoid Android: and a site
    [3:59:02 PM] Nenea emy: how many visits should to have for have conversions?
    [3:59:06 PM] Nenea emy: what is the rate?
    [3:59:13 PM] Paranoid Android: why don't you chat with meathead? he is the one who created the thread, and he should be able to help you :p
    [3:59:16 PM] Paranoid Android: gotta go bro
    [3:59:41 PM] Nenea emy: mda
    [3:59:51 PM] Paranoid Android: whats that?
    [4:00:06 PM] Nenea emy: I am :(
    [4:00:20 PM] Nenea emy: What do you do on forums to have succes with your post?
    [4:00:27 PM] Nenea emy: with every forum ? step by step
    [4:01:21 PM] Paranoid Android: i dont know what you are asking me
    [4:01:29 PM] Nenea emy: on forum links
    [4:01:33 PM] Nenea emy: from google alerts MAN!!!!
    [4:01:45 PM] Paranoid Android: you sound like a real noob bro
    [4:01:51 PM] Nenea emy: FUCK YOU!
    [4:01:56 PM] Paranoid Android: :eek:
     
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  2. DrumBass

    DrumBass BANNED BANNED

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    always nice to talk with noobs.

    Google search button is usually unknown thing. Even when you direct them right to the right path you have the pleasure to talk them through what you just gave :d
     
  3. flx89

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    damm....this guy is so stupid. I'm from Romania also, and i'm always surprised of this idiots.

    I always click the ignore button :)
     
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  4. Bi-IT

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    so funny.....
     
  5. kirkonpolttaja

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    Happened to me many times but for some reason i dont learn that being nice to people doesnt work.... :(
     
  6. ramdom

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    This shit has happened to me also. Take it easy and I dont mind helping. This guys want you to respond to them 1 sec after they did :D
     
  7. meathead1234

    meathead1234 Moderator Staff Member Moderator Premium Member

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    Thanks for sending him my way! he's already sent me 2 PMs!
     
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  8. kelso

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    rofl :D That's a whole other level of noobishness roght there.
    No, not even a noob. And ignorant brat :D
    If he was a noob starting out at least he would have shown some respect and courtesy, and maybe some understaning of ..idk .. Plain English :D
     
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  9. skadster

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    YOU BAD MAN!
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    Added you on skype :p
     
  10. NapsteR

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    LMAO... Nice escape!
     
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  11. shaun_shaun

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    lol !! epic ending :D
     
  12. accelerator_dd

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    I remember when I Was a noob.... I wasnt THIS annoying. Anyways this happens to everyone who contributes and shows he/she has knowledge. Take it as a compliment :)

    Good luck Meathead! lol
     
  13. cooltoad

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    @pARANOID : you bad man. you not noobs help. please some money make me.
    :p
    Epic!
     
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  14. mohitjmehta

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    i agree with that .once a guy from india added me as friend and told me i am your indian brother you must help me ...
    i talked with him abt 20 min.told him wot to do to get started .at last he asks me to join my team .so i told him to send me his resume ,and all mater and with abuses .
    in short noobs are noobs
     
  15. Getwhatchuwant

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    Exactly I wonder if this guy was at the other end of the conversation

    [​IMG]
     
  16. extremephp

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    Second last line, Paranoid just got fucked. :D
     
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  17. keytenx

    keytenx Supreme Member

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    I cant think of any because im busy laughing...:D He could make a good friend paranoid android.. he will be there to make you laugh when you're gloomy. :D
     
  18. Scripteen

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    Well, http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/making-money/359445-easy-100-day-perfect-noobs.html title said "Perfect for noobs" :p
     
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    Ahahaha, that shit made my day:D lol
     
  20. meathead1234

    meathead1234 Moderator Staff Member Moderator Premium Member

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    I also said:

    "Before I start, please DO NOT PM me about this method. If you can't figure it out from my post, then please go get a 9-5 job as IM is not for you."

    I still get 5 PMs a day about it, though... :rolleyes:
     
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