Need your help!

So me and a kid went to highschool together he was a year younger but we are both in college we took similar routes. He started a small time graphic design company and me a web design company. Well he didnt have a website and I didnt have business cards so I proposed a swap of services.

Turn out he basically told me to F'off and that he has a web designer and doenst need my pitiful business help, etc. SO what'd I do I bought his companies domain name. Than I made a fake website similar to his services with affilaite links on it.

I get a call from him screaming at me telling me that its illegal and if I do not give him the domain name for free he would take it. So I ignore him...Later I get contact by his mom...yes his mom....

Long story short, I have his website with affiliate links, I NEED YOUR HELP! What should I do with it to further make myself happy, I made fake Creators, Testimonials, etc

I did onpage-SEO optimization and created a few back lnks here and there, but if you help me think of fun and creative things I will throw your link on the site (although its PR0, but it may grow)...

Just add some lines more and I am sure that this script will get the next academy award. Moreover, dicaprio and matt demon (maybe even brad pitt) would die to take some part in this shocking story.

Haha, not really help but thanks Im sure they would

Let it go and move on. Don't waste your energy.