Need Traffic Dilution For E-Whoring Must Be UK Traffic

Hey guys
Wonder if anyone can help. My conversion is way too high and I am gonna get busted if i dont sort it out soon, I need to dilute my traffic asap, its needs to be UK traffic and needs to be acceptable to redirect from a blog (aff link in javascript redirect on blog),. Any ideas guys????
Thanks in advance

Why not throw a random number generator in there to limit the number of click throughs? That way you could dictate how many conversions you have if you are using redirects to get clicks to your affiliates. Just a thought.

i need some dilution traffic too.. but it can be in any form.. i just need unique clicks for my e-whoring.. any ideas please share.. t