Need someone from Ireland!

Looking for an Irishman to help me get money out of PayPal - I opened a paypal account under my name with a fake irish address so I could receive Euros without bad exchange rates, but now need to verify account.

Please DM me if you are an Irish person interested in helping! Just need to change paypal to be under an Irish person's name and address - there's about €600 in there. I'd happily send you a €100 cut for your services!

Thanks you so much.