Need an expericed help facebook ads

please i hv been coming here and learning but i realy hv financial constraints but luckly i go a free ads coupon and i want 2 realy look b/4 i leap. i wnt 2 create an ad on facebook to get likes for page. i wnt 2 create an ad like, buy software to help knw wat ur spouse is doing with his/computer in ur absence. and i will also put a link 2 my sale page on d ad. hw will d conversion rate luk like if am sell d software. for both the likes i will get and dose dat maybe going directly to d sales page without liking the page. will i have up to 2% coversion rate? or cn u give a guess of hw d rate wuld luk lyk. i desperately nid advice please.

Well first of all you might want to improve your English.

Sorry, had to say it.

english is nt my first laguage. nd tkn. please i nid help!

Nid help please!

He s te awner to yooor quustion, convo reit is all aboot testiiing. So meik yooor ads ad se ho stff will perfm.

Next time, you should definetly use google translate.

Please oh please oh please help meeeee!
Im getting sick of the virtual homeless guys on this site.