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Bartolomeo

Bartolomeo

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Ok, so totally cutting the BS here, I just wrote a book purely so I could get into this chicks pants (it's been a total chore, but I'm hoping my 10-15 seconds of glory will be worth it). She is really interested, but I don't know how to close the deal. The money-back guarantee I use in my webinar pitches isn't going to work here. I need some advice!
 
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You had to promise a bloody book? What about a date, a movie, museum? Honesty is not about being blunt you know, she will know what you want as soon you call her for a date. But if you're really that desperate, you could ask for some free-lancer to write for you. Honestly? She won't read your book entirely, I hope you're both on the same page, because if she starts liking you because of your lies this is not gonna end well...
 
FernandoAleixo said:
You had to promise a bloody book? What about a date, a movie, museum? Honesty is not about being blunt you know, she will know what you want as soon you call her for a date. But if you're really that desperate, you could ask for some free-lancer to write for you. Honestly? She won't read your book entirely, I hope you're both on the same page, because if she starts liking you because of your lies this is not gonna end well...
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nah, memes will do all the work. im shure.
 
Mr.NiceGuy said:
nah, memes will do all the work. im shure.
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Memes are just a complement, I'm just trying to understand how the hell he is gonna make her in love by reading his book, hahahahaha.
"Oh wow, what a great story! I'm so wet right now"
 
You cum in 10-15 seconds?! did I read that right:eek:???
 
Bartolomeo said:
Ok, so totally cutting the BS here, I just wrote a book purely so I could get into this chicks pants (it's been a total chore, but I'm hoping my 10-15 seconds of glory will be worth it). She is really interested, but I don't know how to close the deal. The money-back guarantee I use in my webinar pitches isn't going to work here. I need some advice!
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fantasy novel is it?
 
jasonrat said:
fantasy novel is it?
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Book on sales

FernandoAleixo said:
You had to promise a bloody book? What about a date, a movie, museum? Honesty is not about being blunt you know, she will know what you want as soon you call her for a date. But if you're really that desperate, you could ask for some free-lancer to write for you. Honestly? She won't read your book entirely, I hope you're both on the same page, because if she starts liking you because of your lies this is not gonna end well...
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This is a hit and run. Not a long term thing

stuna said:
You cum in 10-15 seconds?! did I read that right:eek:???
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I Meant minutes
 
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lol.. you got my attention... getting under girl's pants by a book... man! I learn new about human beings every day.
 
Bartolomeo said:
This is a hit and run. Not a long term thing
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Be yourself and be honest, there are many women who wants just an one night as well, don't be selfish and fool another human being because of your own sexual desire.
 
Wtf did i just read. And tbh if you wrote a book to her, just omg, i would love you instead. Youve put so much effort into a small 15 second joy, or maybe not even joy for her.
Dude! She is yours, and if not. Im here =)
 
Terrible idea to write a book just for a women you still have a lot to learn
 
You wrote a book in order to get a girl to bang you? I learn something new on BHW every day, man! Hope it works out for you... For more than 15 seconds, too!
 
You could of saved yourself a lot of time by calling an escort to get your "special" needs, instead of writing a book to impress a woman that, most likely will not read it.

Unless you are in love with this woman, it is a complete different story..
 
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