LeBron is a better athlete, but hasn't the heart of a champion. He should take up something less competitive, like weight lifting, or maybe he could be on one of those "beyond scared straight until they piss themselves" Reality TV Shows, and he can be either one of the overbearing retarded guards or one of the overbearing retarded prisoners yelling obscenities at some 13 year-old girl about DISCIPLINE and OBEDIENCE and NO ONE FUCKING LOVES YOU IN PRISON!!!
Because, he obviously ain't no Michael Jordan.
Btw, I hope those poor teenagers grow up to become full-on sociopaths and do nothing but spending their days trying to kill-off anyone that claims to represent "society". Not that that has anything to do with how bad the Miami Heat is going to get horse-fucked, but it's a helluva lot more interesting than listening to a bunch of mass-media controlled LeBron Fanboys falling to their knees, begging for the privilege of giving him a blow-job. He ain't "all that", and you folks can spend the rest of your life trying to suck him off and he'll STILL fail to live up to all the hype that's been said about him.
His Daddy: Herschel Walker