My wife's perverted mind

i think she wants to give you unlimited fellatio

im experienced in this matter
 
Either you brush your teeth + wash your face + get a shave + take a bath and use a soap/detergent + change your clothes + open windows and let fresh air in + shut the PC + become human again

OR

The neighbors can't stand the overwhelming smell coming out of your home, and she is embarrassed when they question your whereabouts to her in a weird way because of it

AND

so she could/would leave you soon

Yeah, it could mean anything. How would we know? :)
 
Could be one of 3 things (advice from a chick ;) ): 1)you really don't smell the best and she is hinting that you need something that smells better (a smell that she likes, not what you like) 2)the deodorant reminded her of you, or triggered some memory for her and she thought it would be funny/thoughtful to give it to you 3)she wants to have sex

Most likely #2 or #3
 
that's the universal gesture that wives do when they want a threesome.
 
I got Playboy-london cologne from my brother...dont know if that was some secret msg from him regarding my moving there...all i know my gf didnt like that cologne. lol
 
Don't women just buy things? As a given I mean, though they like to be given things too. :P

Did you find out what she got for herself?
 
I got Playboy-london cologne from my brother..

It was a subtle compliment...(Not correlated to your age)

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She smelled it from a very good looking guy and now fantasizing...Yup, she's got a normally perverted mind.
 
It was a subtle compliment...(Not correlated to your age)

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F*ck me
Thats something else. haha
Thanks Rokebono
(I have run outta Thanks for today)
but this made me smile before I go to bed.

Always trust you guys to post some nice pics on Rotem G threads lol
 
If she bought you deodorant, I think she might be telling you that you stink. LOL
 
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