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My Very Own Affiliate Program! Beta Version!

Discussion in 'Affiliate Programs' started by Uptownbulker, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    I am looking for six; yes, only six (6) experienced affiliate promoters for my service.

    I do require that all prospects be members of the Jr. VIP and need to be assured that they know what they are doing.

    Payment will be based on sales, each sale carrying a nice commission.

    Payment to US affiliates will be made by certified check or USPS Money Order. twice a month, first and fifteenth, give or take a day or two.

    Overseas affiliates, if there are any, we'll have to work out something but PayPal could be used, wire transfers, although expensive.

    No chargebacks unless the client uses a stolen card or charges back fraudulently.

    No shaving, no fucking with you. You bring me a sale, you get paid; period.

    Fifty bucks a pop!

    Sales paid by check or non-USPS money order are not considered paid until ten BANKING DAYS after deposit of the item have passed.

    Sales paid by Google Checkout are considered paid when such sales actually hit the bank account which takes 2-4 banking days.Western Union is considered paid on pickup.

    USPS Money orders are considered paid at cashing; normally the next day after receipt as my mail runs late in the day.

    One hard and fast rule:

    No spamming.

    In case you need me to clarify that:

    No FUCKING spamming!

    Everything else is fair game!

    The websites are almost finished and the affiliate scripting is being installed for tracking. I will NOT be opening this up to everyone and his dog, so my affiliates will be protected.

    I got this 23 year-old, 6' 2", 135, blonde haired, blue eyed, college girl with a 180 IQ working for me handling this stuff and I want to keep her very, very busy and well paid, so get on board!

    PM me for more details!

    Thanks.

    Uptown.
     
  2. crsk8andsno56

    crsk8andsno56 Senior Member

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    What kind of product?

    Also is this girl hypothetical or if we do well will we get to meet her? :)
     
  3. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Ooooooooo..............she is very real!

    Well, you might get to meet her when we all get together for a sales award meeting and general celebratory bash but you can't touch!;)

    It is a service as I mentioned in the listing.

    I'll also steer you to market areas which will be rich in prospects.

    I want ONE THOUSAND SALES in the next six months and according to the demographics survey I commissioned, that is NOT an unreasonable expectation!

    Hit me up!

    Thanks.

    Uptown.
     
  4. izm

    izm Regular Member

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    she's 6'2? get the fuck out of here...

    bitch a giant.. lol... i'm 6'5 but would go nowhere near that...
     
  5. chaser

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    Hey Uptown, have read your post twice but did not found what kind of product you are promoting.
     
  6. cabuki

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    ill join up, i hope its cpas (if you have a program like that your starting) ;D
     
  7. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Me and the gal have been friends for years and have been hanging out since she was 17. I am like her surrogate father, big brother, mentor or something, as her natural dad was killed in an auto accident when she was like six weeks old and mom went AWOL a few years later; ended up raised by her grandmother. People don't understand our relationship; completely platonic but we are like a bonded pair; part of a pack. Drives her boyfriends crazy as they certainly do not understand!

    We get a kick out of it as when we go like into a restaurant the server always asks what my "daughter" will have and boy, does that light her rockets!

    Anyway, this is the gal who will be handling the accounts and she knows what she is doing, so hit me up!

    I'm glued to the boxes as this is LAUNCH DAY!

    $50 per sale, gang and an easy sale!

    Hit me up!
     
  8. alderous

    alderous Regular Member Premium Member

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    yeah. give a little more deeper information and im sure you'll get alot more interested people.
     
  9. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Two slots filled this morning!
    :)
    Hit me up!

    PM or Skype:

    Sumanitutaka1
     
  10. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    I like it when guys and gals are inquisitive enough to ask what the program is about in PM as several have today.

    Shows real incentive!

    Oh, one more caveat on this thing: because this program is being offered to BHW members at a reduced cost, affiliates cannot refer prospects to BHW to purchase the program at the reduced cost.

    By the way, this program is an excellent way for those offshore to establish a business presence in the USA such that they can then sign up for programs in the USA which will pay only USA addresses.

    Here the program is described; this is the program you will be marketing:

    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/buy-sell-trade/3623-anonymous-incorporation.html

    A few of you figured it out right off the bat and got in early!

    Hit me up!
     
  11. caretaker2007

    caretaker2007 Power Member

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    So, where's a pic of this girl?

    Wouldn't referring the prospects here cut an affiliates throat?
     
  12. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Well...............I'm looking for the modelling shots we did but they are on 35 and 70 MM slides, so if I find them, I'll get at least one up but I may have to block out her face in deference to her because of internet jerks!

    Yeah, I can't pay on referrals to the BHW reduced cost program, as BHW members get a reduced rate so maybe I should figger that anyone who comes onto BHW after a certain point in time is not eligible for the reduced price?

    I dunno how to do that exactly but will not cut my affiliate's throats on payment.

    A guy or a gal does the work, they should get paid but I can see that referrals could be made to the BHW offer and that would be a bit on the chickenshit side, I think so I will not allow that.

    I guess maybe I could say that any sales which come out of BHW directly are not subject to the BHW discount?

    Or establish a cutoff date, maybe?

    I have always paid my "employees" first, even if it meant that I would have to subsist on tomato soup and crackers for the next week.

    Without affiliates and "employees"; direct or contract, no business can do business, so you take really good care of your people!

    People make your business.

    Thanks.

    Uptown.
     
  13. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Three slots still open!

    $50 per sale!
     
  14. justmeron

    justmeron Power Member

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    pm sent
    thanks
     
  15. fxmaster

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    I added you on gmail.
     
  16. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Sorry, I was gone for a couple of days and got behind!

    OK, there are still a couple of slots open and we are updating the website with an affiliate script to keep track of sales and a better look. Down the road in the very near future we are going to add a feature which I guarantee you that NO ONE else has and it is a feature which will stratospherically boost your sales.

    We are going to limit this thing to six and six only, affiliates so don't miss out on this one!
     
  17. idk12

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    hey man i pmed you, your product looks very great and id love to become an affiliate.