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My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by sdtopensied, Aug 24, 2010.

  1. sdtopensied

    sdtopensied Regular Member

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    A new one from the Best of CL...

    WOW...talk about issues!

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    So you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some of that too. It's rather entertaining, if not slightly disturbing/fascinating to WATCH.

    But now you're getting all fucked up with me, and although I keep taking it from you, you're probably on the way out, and I'm trying to think of ways to get you back. Because, at the end of the day, the "new" hardcore is rather degrading, and there are too many limits being pushed. Here are a few of mine that keep getting tested:

    1) If you don't stop slapping my tits and pinching my nipples that way, you won't ever see them again. I hope you like my parka, cause it's going to become my new lingerie.

    2) Don't ever spit on my face again, I think I made that clear, sorry about the sore balls.

    3) I used to feel proud that I could swallow, now I feel pretty gross after you dick whip me and make me eat it off your cock and fingers like it's punishment. I would do all that for you anyway, but when you hold my hair and call me names and make me, there's that line I was talking about.

    4) Pussy to mouth is kind of freaky, I'm totally ok with that. Ass to mouth is something else altogether, stop even joking about it. If you should ever decide to "forge ahead" with that one and see how it goes, I'll bite your fucking dick off, I swear I will. If I don't manage that in the moment, I'll get you in your sleep.

    Thanks for listening sweetheart. By the way how did your coffee taste this morning?
     
  2. quicksiver

    quicksiver Registered Member

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    lmfaoo!
     
  3. bayshorekid

    bayshorekid Regular Member

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    Wow, I never come on this side of BHW and I have been missing diamonds like this.
     
  4. BENNY8877

    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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    I have read this before, pretty sure.
     
  5. Bross

    Bross Senior Member

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    I never did CL. what's the point here? is the spammer going to get emails from horny guys and send them to porn sites?
     
  6. thizsukz

    thizsukz Registered Member

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    Wow, sounds like my ex, but since I upgraded I don`t have this problem anymore.... nothing like dating a pornstar LMAO
    -I wish
     
  7. FruitPage

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    What's the big deal? Parkas can be very sexy.
     
  8. .Oscar

    .Oscar Regular Member

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    Wow I would be very worried if i was that guy. Id wear like 30+ layers of briefs to bed...
     
  9. sdtopensied

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    ...and I sure as hell wouldn't drink a cup of coffee from her!

    Spitting on her face was probably a little over the top.

    -SDT

     
  10. ~777~

    ~777~ Registered Member

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    frigid.
     
  11. ~777~

    ~777~ Registered Member

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    frigid.
     
  12. stopnstare

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    Time for him to find an upgrade GF
     
  13. exotic

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    This is why some movies should come with a don't try this at home warning for people like that!!!
     
  14. lancis

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    Sounds like she didn't deliver.
     
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    LMAO WTH? Why even post this on CL....so confused lol
     
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    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    Looks like someone was trying to get higher posts.....
     
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    Wow!!!
     
  18. lilmasta

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    that was one funny piece of shit mate :D
     
  19. oxonbeef

    oxonbeef BANNED BANNED

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    And I thought all women liked it like that!
    Better brush up on my missionary position skills I was wondering why my coffee tasted like shit!
     
  20. D4RK KNIGHT

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    Rofl...