My Parents are Flipping

Yea i only wish i Knew about all this marketing-internet-moneymaking stuff when i was 14! SHit i didnt figure it out till i was 22 and i'm 25 now lol

Yeah me neither till mid twenties. Ive completely changed my view of the Internet thanks to BH marketing.
Funny really, I did an IT degree and still didn't see the light for like 4 years after (or dark I guess! lol). You would have expected someone IT focussed to have been switched on to it. Not me.
 
Take them out for a nice dinner (when you get your first check), in a fancy restaurant, pick up the tab - explain with enthusiasm on how you intend on increasing your income online. When you get home show them some youtube vids on how people are making a living online and then they'll probably want you to teach them too...lol good luck! Eventually they will be very accepting of it. Remind them on how you are being constructive on the internet and not surfing porn like 95% of most boys your age:p Really though, good for you! I think it is great :)
 
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Damn you kids are 14 and 15? Smart little shits you are. I have 4 degrees in IT and am jsut lernin' this BH stuff. 27 and I jsut made $700 in two days because you. so thanks

You guys must be the kings of social engineering.
 
I am now 23 years old. When I was 13 I got my start in Internet Marketing. I ran a hotline server (probably before your time lol). In order to get access to get warez from me they had to complete a driveway.com free signup that I got $1 for - the password was like the 12th word on the confirmation page starting with 'p' or something like that. I got my first check the next month for $500 and that is when I shared that I was working online.

Money speaks, I never looked back. Make the money and show them then make more and show them again. Pretty soon your whole family will be asking how they can quit their job and earn at home.
 
That is exactly why I still haven't told my parents anything, even though I've spent over $500 through my dads prepaid credit card, LOL.
I just say its for gaming and such.

But now I'm starting to make some nice cash so soon, soon.
But first I'm going to buy a lot of expensive stuff, then they'll ask where I got the money for that and I'll answer "o just by not having a 9-5 job and thinking outside the box"
 
Oh parents, when i started doing stuff years ago they never understood. Still never understood when thousands in checks were coming in, but at least they didn't complain about it, except that I was spending more time on the computer than a normal job.
 
LOL HOTLINE! I was probably on your server man, I remember doing shit like that. I checked out hotline again a few months back and it made me sad, hardly any servers anymore at all. I didn't know how to get hooked up with cpa companies back then, but I used pennyweb ads on a fake freebie site and listed freebies with the big sites for a comfy $800 a month. My mom had no idea how I did it and she loved it. She said I made money come out of the computer :)

I totally don't get how you get 'pedophile' out of 'affiliate marketing'. You sound like a smart kid. Does she refuse to believe you can have a job and make money or something? lol. Glad your dad seems more sensible.
 
Ok i see that nobody is going to tell the truth so i will.
Kid, you are fucked!
You probably don't watch the news everyday but a couple months ago a serial killer was loose in NY...he was an affiliate manager at a CPA network. His victims were mostly boys and especially young ones.
The sad part is that he was having sex with them before cutting their throat.
Here are a couple of advices for you:
1) NEVER leave home without your mommy as serial killers are affraid of moms in general.
2) wear 3-8 pairs of underwear so that he skips the mollestion part

Good luck kid !
 
just be careful with that beaver-blue one, something fishy about that one...
 
Ok i see that nobody is going to tell the truth so i will.
Kid, you are fucked!
You probably don't watch the news everyday but a couple months ago a serial killer was loose in NY...he was an affiliate manager at a CPA network. His victims were mostly boys and especially young ones.
The sad part is that he was having sex with them before cutting their throat.
Here are a couple of advices for you:
1) NEVER leave home without your mommy as serial killers are affraid of moms in general.
2) wear 3-8 pairs of underwear so that he skips the mollestion part

Good luck kid !

Now that is really F***ng funny :D:D:D:D
 
Make some money and get a check. That'll shut them up ;)

Haha, thats what I'm waiting for... So they will get off my ass about other bullshit... its like every 5 mins i gotta get off the pc while in the middle of learning or doing something to do something for them... or to let them on the pc and when i say "ok don't close out my stuff tho" and they close out all my shit... pisses me off..

But soon.. i will have my own pc.. then my own car... then my own house. :)
 
Haha ;) i understand , its pain in the ass to ask some help idd , need ask my mom to open few bank accounts as need to be 18 for that , gaming with multiple PP isn't so easy =/ only 2 months to go though :P
 
Just ask your AM if they are a registered sex offender or not. They have to disclose it to you. It isn't a big deal, pretty much industry standard.

Better safe than raped!
 
Wow, parents really flip out these days. I was playing cards with my mom and was pretty hammered and just said "Hey mom! I get paid to talk to pervs and get them to use their CC for prostitutes!" And she just looked at me and said "Well, as long as it's not you spreading your legs."
 
Yea well wait and see how they feel when your making there fuckin lexus payments! :D

i saw it yesterday, again, for like the GAZILLIONTH time :p

u know the scene when they are watching a movie, and they all know what the guy is saying word for word..
i feel thats how its going to be if BHW sat down and watched the movie together :D


now, in response to the OP,
a friend of mine wants to make money like i do, but refuses to give his bank wiring details to amazon, or to give his personal info to paypal for that matter....... :o

similarly, my dad, who perfectly understands the world of boiler room and million dollar deals and what not.
gave me so much shit 3 years ago, when i used $100 to put "an ad on google"
he thought it was the dumbest shit ever and did understand how i can make money from promoting a product that wasnt even mine.

he's oldschool, this is what ide always hear:

"create a product/service/business and then make it successful, no commission bullshit, thats what car salesmen work for, do you want to be a car salesman son? how many cars can you sell a day? there's only a limited amount...
even a doctor, yes, you can make hundreds of thousands a year... but how many patients can you treat? how many triple bypass surgeries are you going to do a year? never go into anything with a cap.. be open to the million dollar opportunities!"
(the benefit of this speech, tho it was aimed at breaking me down, was that i never had the mindset where making millions per day was impossible.. he made sure i thought with abundance even when i was like 8 years old. and i have thanked him many times for it)


im not gonna sugarcoat it, i didnt make 1 red cent off that $100... and i didnt make money for a good while after that...

but when i finally did find successful campaigns... he actually gave me the time to explain the process and the level at which you can earn money on the internet, and now see's me as a next gen business man and treats me with respect.
in fact when i found my first real moneymaker campaign at like 17 (almost a year after i first dabbled with adwords btw) , and had no more money to put into the campaign, i presented the statistics/profitability/marketresearch/past performance/expected ROI to him/sold him on the idea..he got up and handed me 1k to put into the adspend. :eek:

my point is, your parents think you are a dumb 14 year old.... and u feel like an adult.
so, prove it, ask your dad for a meeting (approach him like a man) and pitch the whole concept to him, from the S&H payment, to the $80 fee they slam on your customer's ass. how you get paid.. show him the thread about the half a mil a day acai berry dude. take him to some blogs of well known cpa'ers..
screenshots...
the whole deal, the only limit is yourself

we have a saying here on BHW, ACT AS IF..
act as if you make 50 grand on clickbank yesterday
act as if, you are the most successful blackhatter in the world
act as if, you have a fucking nine inch cock :cool:
 
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